WTF, Strawberry Milkshake Creme Oreo?

[blue_fjords]

Oh, my stomach!! I am totally blaming the strawberry milkshake creme oreos and not the alcohol I consumed tonight. My tummy is roiling! Ugh! Serves me right for eating something fluorescent pink. Why did I buy store-bought cookies? Let this be a lesson to me. Okay, so, when I was a kid, we never bought cookies from a store. My mum would scoff at such things. Why buy cookies when she could make some better? Then when she went back to work full-time when I was nine, I took over cookie-baking duties. So all our cookies were from scratch. It's not like I don't know what an oreo tastes like! They're just not something I typically buy. Anyhow. taffimai had these peanut butter creme oreos when we went to the Wine Festival and they were yummy! When I saw the strawberry milkshake oreos in the store on Friday, I thought, "Ooooh, that sounds awesome! I want!" I have never tasted anything so fake. M says they taste like strawberry nestle quick. Well, I've never had nestle quick, chocolate or strawberry, so I can't vouch for that. I can tell you that my stomach is ROILING and the last thing I ate was one of those radioactive cookies!



How could I have willingly ingested this?!


I yell at Piper for eating poop and dirt all the time. She is getting her revenge!




Piper gives the oreos "crazy eyes" -- that should have tipped me off right there. Then she laughs at me when I eat one.




Willow says I brought it down upon myself. Milo just wants a cuddle, who cares how I feel.




Proof. They do exist! People, do not buy this product! Consider yourself warned.

Ugh. Time for bed!! Oh, my poor tummy!