Mutifandom Pretend Dating/Relationship fest!

[blue_eyed_1987]

So last year (ha!) hermette was talking on twitter about a pretend dating fest, which I hijacked like an appropriate metaphor. Now the holidays are over I thought this would be a good time to host it! Without further ado:

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[envy_venis]

Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing and/or characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: I'm sure you could make it any, but M would be lovely.
I would love to see: Auror partners Harry and Draco need to pretend to be a couple to persuade a Muggle adoption agency to allow them to adopt a child they know to be of magical descent.
I would not like to see: Complete crack!fic. I think this can be done in a very funny and entertaining way without being crack.
Anything else you want to add: This is a conversation between the Head Auror, Harry and Draco (while being assigned to this case)that I had in my notes for this fic:
"It would be fine to have the boy stay there until he's got a family, at which point we would privately meet with the adoptive parents...but the child has already been passed between several orphanage in the last 4 years and, well...we all remember the results of the last boy who grew up in a situation [institution] like that. We'd rather intervene while he's still young enough to bond to a family."
Draco shifts uncomfortably in his chair. "Why can't it be someone else? An actual couple who is willing to adopt?"
"Well, this particular agency is partial to...err...couples who...haven't got any means of having children themselves."
"Then, find a woman who hasn't got any children. She can pretend to be baron. Problem solved," Harry intervenes.
"Actually, there's more. It's, um...well, they only adopt to gay couples."

[omi_ohmy]

Ooh, interesting...

Re: The Rainbow Adoption Agency (1/?)

[eva667]

Yay, I was hoping someone would this one :-) And you're not a terrible writer ! I love Zabini as Head Auror, and the last line is fab :-)