Mutifandom Pretend Dating/Relationship fest!

[blue_eyed_1987]

So last year (ha!) hermette was talking on twitter about a pretend dating fest, which I hijacked like an appropriate metaphor. Now the holidays are over I thought this would be a good time to host it! Without further ado:

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[alby_mangroves]

Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Pairing and/or characters: Kirk/Spock
Rating: Any
I would love to see: Quippy, witty banter, intelligence, Spock being BAMF! and formidable, Kirk being clever and sarcastic
I would not like to see: non con, infidelity
Anything else you want to add: Had this idea kicking around my head for a while, would love to see it written: Kirk must entertain a visiting dignitary and must somehow/for some reason convince her he's not the womanising tart he's famed to be. What better way to do this than pretend he harbours a flame for Spock?

[blue_eyed_1987]

this prompt ♥

[alby_mangroves]

HHNNGGH. If someone writes it, I'll draw for it. I want it BAD! :D

[oakstone730]

Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing and/or characters: False Pairs: Oliver Wood/Draco and Charlie/Harry Real Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: Any
I would love to see: Draco wants to make ex-boyfriend Harry jealous by showing up at the Ministry Ball with Oliver Wood. Harry is using the same ploy with Charlie Weasley. Chaos ensues (or sex, whatever you like).
I would not like to see: Hmmm. I'm thinking fluff and not angsty rage but, however you like to interpret it is fine.
Anything else you want to add: It would be humorous is Oliver/Charlie actually are a real couple and are amused by the angst of h/d but not required.

[birdsofshore]

I want to read this one!

[amorette]

Sounds really fun! I want to read it, too!

[tuesdaymidnight]

Oh yes! I want to read this too!

[oakstone730]

Fandom: Harry Potter & Twilight
Pairing and/or characters: False Pair: Harry/Edward True Pair: Edward/Bella
Rating: Your choice
I would love to see: Harry travels to Forks at the request of Carlisle because Carlisle suspects that there is a Dark Wizard in the community. Harry pretends to be Edwards boyfriend as a cover because the dark wizard hangs out (very conveniently) at a gay bar in Portland (or something more logical and less cracky that I can't think of right now). Bella is not very understanding and is very suspicious of the need for them (harry/edward) to pretend to be partners
I would not like to see: Character Death
Anything else you want to add: Would not be opposed to Harry/Edward really becoming a pair or having a one-off.

[oakstone730]

Is there a limit to prompts...delete if I'm posting too many.

Fandom: Harry Potter & NCIS Crossover
Pairing and/or characters: McGee/Hermione
Rating: Any
I would love to see: Can be AU (non-magical) or magical crossover - Hermione is brought in on a consult on a case by Gibbs. She and McGee end up having to pretend to be a couple because of the case.
I would not like to see: Open to anything.

[omi_ohmy]

Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing and/or characters: Neville/Blaise
Rating: upto NC-17
I would love to see: Shyness, eighth year, fumbling, confident-but-insecure!Blaise, redemption.
I woud not ike to see: non con / dub con, epithets, perfect sex, girly campness.
Anything else you want to add: Neville and Blaise strike up a bargain to be pretend boyfriends during their eighth year: Blaise gets respectability, Neville gets schooling in being cool. And of course, both get more than they bargained for...

[oakstone730]

Love this prompt!

[bookjunkie1975]

Love this prompt!

[amorette]

Wow, you are making me really interested in this pairing!