Array 048 [Voice]
[The PCD clicks on to the sound of feminine laughter. However, it's not the giggly, sweet, or even flirty kind of laughter. It's the kind of laughter that says the person is about this close to hacking up a lung, and is not physically able to stop.]
[Sasuke's voice, very clearly male and VERY clearly irritated as all hell. The sounds of someone sort of banging around awkwardly follow.]
Shut the hell up, you wouldn't be laughing if this happened to you!
[The laughter clears enough for the other voice to get out a few garbled words, and even though it's female and out of breath, it's still obviously Alphonse.]
Y-You... shouldn't h-have gone... with the black lace...
[Oh now Sasuke sounds even MORE irritated if it's possible, and there's more banging and muffled cursing.]
Look, that was what you gave me so that was what I wore! How was I supposed to know I was going to switch back? Where the hell are my boxers...
[Though scientifically unsound, the laughter gets even more spastic. Al fails at even making a coherent reply, until he finally forces out,]
... I-Itachi is going... going to die.
Shut. UP.
[Sasuke thumps around and there's the sound of a lid hitting the wall and some rummaging.]
Here we go. Okay. These damn things are coming OFF. I feel like someone strapped me in or something.
Wait, wait -- we need a picture for the memories first-
[A sudden thud from the direction of the floor.]
Like HELL.
[A pause. A long pause.]
Uh.
[Dead silence.]
Sasuke, I think it kinda. Might. Sort of. Be... on.
[Long. Long. Long long long long LONG pause.]
.......WHAT?!
[Sasuke's voice, very clearly male and VERY clearly irritated as all hell. The sounds of someone sort of banging around awkwardly follow.]
Shut the hell up, you wouldn't be laughing if this happened to you!
[The laughter clears enough for the other voice to get out a few garbled words, and even though it's female and out of breath, it's still obviously Alphonse.]
Y-You... shouldn't h-have gone... with the black lace...
[Oh now Sasuke sounds even MORE irritated if it's possible, and there's more banging and muffled cursing.]
Look, that was what you gave me so that was what I wore! How was I supposed to know I was going to switch back? Where the hell are my boxers...
[Though scientifically unsound, the laughter gets even more spastic. Al fails at even making a coherent reply, until he finally forces out,]
... I-Itachi is going... going to die.
Shut. UP.
[Sasuke thumps around and there's the sound of a lid hitting the wall and some rummaging.]
Here we go. Okay. These damn things are coming OFF. I feel like someone strapped me in or something.
Wait, wait -- we need a picture for the memories first-
[A sudden thud from the direction of the floor.]
Like HELL.
[A pause. A long pause.]
Uh.
[Dead silence.]
Sasuke, I think it kinda. Might. Sort of. Be... on.
[Long. Long. Long long long long LONG pause.]
.......WHAT?!