What Crack is This? Anthem

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What Crack is This?  Anthem

What crack is this
That burns my eyes?
My ruptured spleen
Lies blee-ee-ding.

Though critics weep,
And canon shrieks;
I cannot stop
My rea-ea-ding.

This, this, is Crack Supreme!
That haters hate and shippers dream!
Haste, haste to look away!
This story, child of insanity!

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(Dark Empress, take it away!)