April Fools' Day Event // 4th Wall Event

[bloodon_myknife]

[Sniper, during his free time, had tried screwing with his phone.  He is hoping to get it to broadcast to home base.  In the end though he should feel lucky that it even still worked.

Sniper would test it giving a call on it that would likely broadcast unfiltered.]

BLU Command.  This is BLU Sniper to BLU Command.

If you hear this, please come in.

Comments

[dummkopf_fest]

...Und just vhere is zhis you are stuck, Herr Sniper?

[bloodon_myknife]

Medic? This worked?

I am in Mayfield. Please let BLU command that Scout, Spy and Engineer from BLU have been captured and put here. There doesn't seem to be a way out and we could use back up.

[dummkopf_fest]

...In vhere now? I do not zhink ve can be of any help.

[bloodon_myknife]

Mayfield. I don't know where it is either mate. It looks like typical America suburbia.

Tell BLU Command we are here, maybe they'll have an idea of how to get us out?

[He sounded hopeful.]

[jarate_master]

Another Sniper? Where th' 'ell are ya? Don't think BLU will be needin' ya for awhile.

[bloodon_myknife]

Hello?

Wait? Who is this? How do you know BLU won't be needing me?

[jarate_master]

I'm BLU's Sniper. That's how, mate.

[bloodon_myknife]

[He knew they might replace him but he still thought there was time...]

Okay then, mate. Listen up. You need to let them know that they're best Sniper, Spy, Scout and Engineer are trapped in some crazy place called Mayfield.

Voice

[axtinguishingly]

Snhhphh! Yhh hh, thh?

(Sniper! You're here, too?)

Re: Voice

[bloodon_myknife]

Pyro? Oh bloody hell mate. Welcome to Mayfield I suppose.

We are working on a way out. Scout, Spy and Engineer are here from BLU as well. This place is a crazy little trap.

[axtinguishingly]

Hht chhn't bhh thhht bhhd, rhht?

(It can't be that bad, right?)

[bloodon_myknife]

It is pretty bad mate and I may go out of my mind if I stay here too long. You think there is any chance of a pick up?

[nodispenser4u]

You were tryin' to reach BLU?

This just ain't your lucky day, is it?

[bloodon_myknife]

Oh? Then just who did I get through to?

[noirapples]

Um. I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess you're not Mister Smith either.

[bloodon_myknife]

Technically I'm Mr. Brown.

Who might this be?