April Fools' Day Event // 4th Wall Event

[bloodon_myknife]

[Sniper, during his free time, had tried screwing with his phone.  He is hoping to get it to broadcast to home base.  In the end though he should feel lucky that it even still worked.

Sniper would test it giving a call on it that would likely broadcast unfiltered.]

BLU Command.  This is BLU Sniper to BLU Command.

If you hear this, please come in.

Comments

[dummkopf_fest]

...Und just vhere is zhis you are stuck, Herr Sniper?

[bloodon_myknife]

Medic? This worked?

I am in Mayfield. Please let BLU command that Scout, Spy and Engineer from BLU have been captured and put here. There doesn't seem to be a way out and we could use back up.

[dummkopf_fest]

...In vhere now? I do not zhink ve can be of any help.

[bloodon_myknife]

Mayfield. I don't know where it is either mate. It looks like typical America suburbia.

Tell BLU Command we are here, maybe they'll have an idea of how to get us out?

[He sounded hopeful.]

[dummkopf_fest]

It is vorth a try, I suppose, but do not be too hopeful. You may be considered a lost cause.

[bloodon_myknife]

I'm never a lost cause mate. Please just let them know I am here and to contact me with orders as soon as possible.

[dummkopf_fest]

Jawohl. Do be careful until zhen.

Vhat is zhis place like?

[bloodon_myknife]

Except for the streets that loop back on themselves and a sheriff who can teleport and brain wash you, it's pretty boring. Alot of people are stuck here though.

To tell you the truth mate, I am slipping a bit. I am starting to consider taking some drastic measures.

[dummkopf_fest]

How many? Do you haff an estimate?

Do not do anyzhing stupid, Herr Sniper. But vhat sort of drastic measures?

[bloodon_myknife]

Not sure yet, hard for them to organize. But probably at least a hundred or so, likely more.

Arm the town and start another riot. This time make sure everyone is trained and ready.

[dummkopf_fest]

Zhat many?

...That sounds about vhat you vould do. Do not get yourself or zhe ohzers killed.

[bloodon_myknife]

Yes, whoever is behind this is part of a large scale operation.

I'll do my best. The others are coming up with plans as well, I am just waiting to hear what they need me to do.

[dummkopf_fest]

Hm...I see.

Sehr gut. Ve need you back here, ja? Do come back in one piece. All of you.

[bloodon_myknife]

Will do.

If you prod BLU to send someone looking for us that'd be great too.

[dummkopf_fest]

I vill try, but I do not guarantee anyzhing. I am sure you understand.

[bloodon_myknife]

Of course mate. Jst try your best for us. No guarantee we can do this on our own, though we'll still try.