late night aim convos are fun

[bloodlesssoul]

ok, so here's the deal...if you leave bish and i alone to talk for too long, esp late at night weird things come up. as follows:

me: but i really feel that god has a wonderful woman of god for you in this life
bish: i hope so
bish: now, by woman of god, you dont mean uber do you
me: bish please,
bish: haha
me: wake the fuck up
me: for serious
bish: couldnt resist
me: yes dear, thats what i mean, i want us both to marry ubers, because if we're not spending eternity in hell, the least we can do is to spend our one life on earth in it
bish: lol
me: then we can procreate with our spouses and have lots of little ubers and evangalize and further god's kingdom
me: and by procreate i dont mean sex bc ubers dont believe in it bc its the sin of sins
me: seriously bish, what the fuck makes you think i want you with an uber? that's like repulsive
bish: lol

the same rule of conversation on aim applies to nicholette and i (we discuss isms)
Nicholette-sims (FDNisms, because as i said, nicholetteisms is too fucking long to type at 4am)
fair enough
yeah dude
do iiiit
heck yes you did
wtf mate

jenn-isms
thats a shit
for fucks sake
(as nicholette pointed out) just the word fuck in general
for serious
fancy meeting you here

and some random quotes
me i was about to put ie, i need an example but i stopped myself because that would have been beyond redundant
me: dude why are we still up?
fdn: dude i totally asked that question like 10 mins ago
me: for fucks sake it was like 2
fdn: yeah thats what i meant, shut up, stop pointing out my isms!
fdn: stop poking my isms

if anyone can think of more fdnisms or jennisms that are funny leave a comment