haha this thing is flawed.
What nationality am I?!
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.” -- bloody hell occasionally.
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football…not soccer. -- it only makes sense this way, seriously.
Total: 2
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 1
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10” -- isn't the average height under this, though?
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands. -- I ... do gesture a lot
Total: 2
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. -- banana~~~ well sort of
Total: 1
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha. <-- this is actually insulting
[x ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at maths.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia. <-- through my half-aunt, yes; though I don't know them
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] You know at least some of an asian language.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[x] You can tell Asian languages apart. <-- ... you mean, you can't?
Total: 4
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You’re over 5’2.
Total: 3
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi or one of its revivals
Total: 1
American
[x] You don’t know your neighbors by name.
[ ] You’ve had a cellphone since before you were 10 -- ... I don't think cell phones were popular when I was 10 (14 years ago)? Clearly this meme is aimed at a younger age group
[ ] You love fast food
[x] You have an American/Americanized name. -- technically both my first and last names are Anglicized from Gaelic ... not sure whether they were Americanized, but it's close enough.
[ ] You had a burger this week.
[ ] You always spell things the American way (color vs. colour, favorite vs. favourite, etc) <-- I actually have this reversed. THEATRE FTW LOSERS.
[x] You own/have owned Barbies/G.I. Joe’s.
[x] You’ve accidentally spoken in txtspk -- only LOL
[ ] You consider how you talk ‘normal’, it’s everyone else who has an ‘accent’.
[ ] It’s soccer… not football. <-- no, no it's not.
Total: 4
Only posting this because I find it so hilarious how stupid it is. Somehow I am Irish-Asian-American ... without having any Asian blood in me at all! (I do ... however have a half-Japanese aunt, which is part of what had me score higher on that particular column)
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.” -- bloody hell occasionally.
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football…not soccer. -- it only makes sense this way, seriously.
Total: 2
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 1
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10” -- isn't the average height under this, though?
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands. -- I ... do gesture a lot
Total: 2
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. -- banana~~~ well sort of
Total: 1
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha. <-- this is actually insulting
[x ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at maths.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia. <-- through my half-aunt, yes; though I don't know them
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] You know at least some of an asian language.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[x] You can tell Asian languages apart. <-- ... you mean, you can't?
Total: 4
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You’re over 5’2.
Total: 3
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi or one of its revivals
Total: 1
American
[x] You don’t know your neighbors by name.
[ ] You’ve had a cellphone since before you were 10 -- ... I don't think cell phones were popular when I was 10 (14 years ago)? Clearly this meme is aimed at a younger age group
[ ] You love fast food
[x] You have an American/Americanized name. -- technically both my first and last names are Anglicized from Gaelic ... not sure whether they were Americanized, but it's close enough.
[ ] You had a burger this week.
[ ] You always spell things the American way (color vs. colour, favorite vs. favourite, etc) <-- I actually have this reversed. THEATRE FTW LOSERS.
[x] You own/have owned Barbies/G.I. Joe’s.
[x] You’ve accidentally spoken in txtspk -- only LOL
[ ] You consider how you talk ‘normal’, it’s everyone else who has an ‘accent’.
[ ] It’s soccer… not football. <-- no, no it's not.
Total: 4
Only posting this because I find it so hilarious how stupid it is. Somehow I am Irish-Asian-American ... without having any Asian blood in me at all! (I do ... however have a half-Japanese aunt, which is part of what had me score higher on that particular column)