Shiny death machines
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Topic: What is your weapon of choice?
You'd think this would be a difficult question, but it isn't. Sure, there are a terrible many to choose from and every fun little piece has its own advantages and disadvantages, but considering that I run around with a single weapon strapped to my belt, it should be easy to figure out the one of choice.
So it's a sword, usually. I find swords to be the most straightforward of weapons... Just stick the pointy end in the other person, and you're done. Other weapons tend to encourage more colourful means of doing away with the enemy, and that's fine, I guess, but I find more satisfaction in collateral (read: emotional) damage, rather than the actual bodily harm itself.
Though if you speak in fine print... The best weapon I have is the fact that I feel no guilt.