A couple of weeks ago, I told the tale of my adorable 50-something student who said "crapping" instead of "creeping", right?
Yesterday, while she and her husband were trying to teach me to play
hanafuda, she was searching for the word "phoenix". Guessing what she meant, I wrote it on the board.
"Ah," she said, peering at the word, trying to figure out how to pronounce it. "Penis?"