FIC for REMPLISSANT! And This One's For You (Jaehyo/Kyung, other)

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For: remplissant
By: silver-lined

Title: and this one's for you
Character/Pairing: en route towards Jaehyo/Kyung; background ZiKwon.
Summary: Jaehyo is not actually a shoujo manga hero, except in all the ways it matters.
Rating: G
Length: 4.5k
Warnings: Highschool. Dick jokes. Block B.
Author's notes: thank you to Jolie and B for not letting this turn into Juno because

Comments

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"Yes," Jiho says patiently, like he's talking to a not particularly bright child that liked to eat paste. "But I'm a dick."
jiho you are talking to a not particularly bright child that liked to eat paste. likes to eat paste. present tense. kyung's a moron. i love this moron so much. have i told you that enough yet?

"Can we not discuss your junk?" Kyung holds up a hand, pained. "Please?"

"I don't mind," Yukwon weighs in, even though his eyes are still closed and he is, to all appearances, fast asleep on his desk as usual.

"It's either that, or Jaehyo's face again and I like my dick a lot better." Jiho grins, utterly unrepentant.
just. this. yes. please.

Sometimes, Kyung thinks, Yukwon is also a dick.
clawing at my face. CLAWING AT MY FACE.

ahn jaehyo @prince_jaehyo
Thank you, @holke for the song. I don't really get rap but I'm sure you're very talented.
[ 96 RETWEETS | 81 FAVORITES ]JAEHYO IS AN ASSHOLE OMG I LOVE THIS POOR KYUNG SOBS SOBS "I DON'T REALLY GET RAP BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY TALENTED"

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SOBS, I AM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT. :'D I have like, this giant universe outlined where this is just a small part, where it's mostly about like... I don't know, AN EPIC BATTLE OVER TAEIL'S AFFECTIONS OR SOMETHING, WHERE THERE IS A BATTLE OF THE BANDS SCENARIO AND WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW IT WAS SLIGHTLY UNHINGED but then Kyung was like, haha, and took over and Jaehyo flailed around and everything went in a direction that I did not quite expect SO I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HAPPY BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID IT WOULD BE INCOHERENT AND SLIGHTLY TOO AWFUL FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

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I DEFINITELY ENJOYED IT ;_; SCREAMED AND SOBBED INTO MY HANDS WHEN I FIRST READ IT ;_; YOU ARE SO GREAT. YOU GET GOLD STARS AND HUGS AND KISSES AND MY ETERNAL UNDYING DEVOTION AND LOVE ♥

AN EPIC BATTLE OVER TAEIL'S AFFECTIONS OR SOMETHING, WHERE THERE IS A BATTLE OF THE BANDS SCENARIO AND WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW IT WAS SLIGHTLY UNHINGED THIS SOUNDS PERFECT? LIKE, I LOVE TAEIL. HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVE TAEIL? TAEIL IS LIKE, MY SEXGOD OR SOMETHING I SWEAR BECAUSE HE IS ENTIRELY INAPPROPRIATE AND SO UNCARING AND FLAWLESS AND VOICE OF AN ANGEL AND I REALLY LOVE HIS TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS AND SOBS yeah just going to shut up right about now ;u;

I WAS AFRAID IT WOULD BE INCOHERENT AND SLIGHTLY TOO AWFUL FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION nope nope not at all. i was really happy and i think i gushed to my friends and even to the mods and everyone I SHOVED IT IN THEIR FACES AND WAS LIKE "LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS!" and most everyone i flailed at didn't really care because i am weird and i make scenes in public places because feelsWE NEED TO NOT BE

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TAEIL IS THE BEST AND I AM SAD THAT I DID NOT GET TAEIL AND JAEHYO'S EPIC TWITTER FRIENDSHIP AND COMPETING FANBASES INTO THIS. :'D (they pair up to do a ballad duet in the talent contest or something AND KYUNG IS LIKE, THIS MEANS WAR, and idek, I can't /handwave. THIS UNIVERSE CAN'T EXIST.)

What I love most about Taeil is that how he is actually a smooth dog and does get all the ladies? like, what, he's so killer and disguises it so well akjjkawe I love how that he's an actual shark with the teeth and the deadly and the not seeing him coming. He's so fab kkawkjehk

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BUT THE UNIVERSE VERY MUCH WANTS TO EXIST! but also! if ever you want to, you could just write jaeil's epic friendship and twitter conversations and competing fanbases in a different fic IN A SEQUEL TO THIS? :D no i am kidding /rolls you around. i am just like super giddy that this is for me? that this exists? and in alternate world, THIS ALL HAPPENED, LIKE??? CAN YOU BE ANY MORE PERFECT FOR ME? ♥ clings to you. (kyung is always wanting to declare war; that brat can't do anything why does he even try i love him so much ;_;)

YES, YES, YESSSSSSSSS THOSE ARE ALL MY TAEIL FEELS OK. i love that he is so small and cute BUT GREAT THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES, OK! OK? :D he gets all the ladies. i swear that he took jihoon out one night for a ~manly rite of passage, and they just picked up a lot of ladies and broke everyone's heart and yes. these are my dumbfeels. but really, i just like taeil. he doesn't care; he does what he wants. everyone loves him

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SOBS, ONE DAY. MAYBE ONE DAY. let me get that damn jellyfish done first, because, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WANTED WITH THAT PROMPT AND I HAVE TO ADMIT, I TOTALLY ONLY DID IT BECAUSE I HAD A SMALL MELTDOWN AND DECIDED THAT THE ONLY WAY I WAS GOING TO FEEL BETTER WAS IF JELLYFISH INVADED TOKYO

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CRIES I WASN'T REALLY EXPECTING ANYONE TO PICK THAT PROMPT BECAUSE IT CAME FROM THIS WEIRDASS JAPANESE FILM I WATCHED LIKE THREE OR FOUR YEARS AGO ON SUNDANCE? SOBS SOBS SOBS ;_; that was the tagline "two loser friends unleash a jellyfish epidemic on tokyo" and my syster and i agreed that the tagline was pretty awesome (the movie was too but i think i didn't get a lot of it because of symbolism and shit and i didn't really read much into it and it was snowing outside and wow this is pointless information but i digress!!!)

no i didn't know that but that is really awesome omg. i want a jellyfish robot :< i love jellyfish :( i like sea life