FIC for REMPLISSANT! And This One's For You (Jaehyo/Kyung, other)

[bbtimemods]

For: remplissant
By: silver-lined

Title: and this one's for you
Character/Pairing: en route towards Jaehyo/Kyung; background ZiKwon.
Summary: Jaehyo is not actually a shoujo manga hero, except in all the ways it matters.
Rating: G
Length: 4.5k
Warnings: Highschool. Dick jokes. Block B.
Author's notes: thank you to Jolie and B for not letting this turn into Juno because

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BUT THE UNIVERSE VERY MUCH WANTS TO EXIST! but also! if ever you want to, you could just write jaeil's epic friendship and twitter conversations and competing fanbases in a different fic IN A SEQUEL TO THIS? :D no i am kidding /rolls you around. i am just like super giddy that this is for me? that this exists? and in alternate world, THIS ALL HAPPENED, LIKE??? CAN YOU BE ANY MORE PERFECT FOR ME? ♥ clings to you. (kyung is always wanting to declare war; that brat can't do anything why does he even try i love him so much ;_;)

YES, YES, YESSSSSSSSS THOSE ARE ALL MY TAEIL FEELS OK. i love that he is so small and cute BUT GREAT THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES, OK! OK? :D he gets all the ladies. i swear that he took jihoon out one night for a ~manly rite of passage, and they just picked up a lot of ladies and broke everyone's heart and yes. these are my dumbfeels. but really, i just like taeil. he doesn't care; he does what he wants. everyone loves him.

I ADDED YOU! i'm @paceways! :D and NOW WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND JUST LIKE 92LINE (i'm an actual member of 92line, but less cool and i make dick jokes occasionally and i think all my friends want to stuff a pillow into a my face to keep me from talking! :D)

NO NO PLEASE TAKE ADVANTAGE! I AM ALL YOURS! C: PLUS I REALLY LIKE WRITING FIC FOR FRIENDS AND SOMETIMES I AM UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS (AT LIKE, 4AM :3) AND I WILL GIFT YOU FICS ABOUT LAPDANCES AND CLUBS AND DUMB DRUNK SHENANIGANS AND STUPID COLLEGE AUS AND 92LINE AND UBOMB I WILL TOTALLY WRITE YOU UBOMB BECAUSE I LOVE UBOMB SO MUCH AND I HAVEN'T WRITTEN THEM IN FOREVER! also, this is a mutual appreciation of each other's writing then because yours is so good

TWIRLS YOU ♥

[silver_lined]

SOBS, ONE DAY. MAYBE ONE DAY. let me get that damn jellyfish done first, because, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WANTED WITH THAT PROMPT AND I HAVE TO ADMIT, I TOTALLY ONLY DID IT BECAUSE I HAD A SMALL MELTDOWN AND DECIDED THAT THE ONLY WAY I WAS GOING TO FEEL BETTER WAS IF JELLYFISH INVADED TOKYO.

also, did you know, that you can actually google a lot of information about giant jellyfish and the way they invade tokyo in reality and also, that the US military is building giant jellyfish shaped robots? Like, this pretty much made my life.

Oh Taeil :'D I wish I could write him better, BUT ONE DAY HE WILL GET THE GLORY HE DESERVES. Every thing about him is glorious, even though he persists on taking photos with the angles straight up his nose /sobs. (no one's nostrils are attractive, even if they are a shark, I AM JUST GOING TO SAY.)

I DON'T WANT TO SAY WHAT LINE I AM AHAHAHA, BUT IT'S OKAY, I CAN PRETEND AND WRITE '92 ON THE BACK OF MY JUMPER AND IT WILL COUNT. please don't let your friends smother you! but it is only the best of friends that attempt justified homicide!! ♥!

SJKJKAJWE URGH, STOP BEING FANTASTIC. I LIKE HILARIOUS THINGS ABOUT CLUBBING AND LAPDANCING AND STUPID THINGS AND 92 LINE IS MY FAVOURITE FOREVER, UBOMB WAS MY FIRST LOVE WHO I WILL FOREVER HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR (i think i wrote the only ubomb in this exchange? sobs, it's over there, somewhere, i wrote it for my beta because she promised me that everything would be okay and i love people that lie to me in beautiful ways hahahasdawe) AND ZIKWON IS MY SHINY SEXY SECOND WIFE THAT I WANT TO THROW DIAMONDS AT. THEY'RE SO PERFECT. EVERYONE IS SO PERFECT.

I FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS ♥ /CAPS

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CRIES I WASN'T REALLY EXPECTING ANYONE TO PICK THAT PROMPT BECAUSE IT CAME FROM THIS WEIRDASS JAPANESE FILM I WATCHED LIKE THREE OR FOUR YEARS AGO ON SUNDANCE? SOBS SOBS SOBS ;_; that was the tagline "two loser friends unleash a jellyfish epidemic on tokyo" and my syster and i agreed that the tagline was pretty awesome (the movie was too but i think i didn't get a lot of it because of symbolism and shit and i didn't really read much into it and it was snowing outside and wow this is pointless information but i digress!!!)

no i didn't know that but that is really awesome omg. i want a jellyfish robot :< i love jellyfish :( i like sea life :(

I HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME WRITING TAEIL sobs most of the time i write him he's just really really sexy and getting ass left and right :( THIS IS WHY NO ONE SEES THESE FICS OF MINE ;u; taeil does what he wants; fuck everyone else! or, wait. that doesn't sound right, but you know what i mean!!! um anyway. i would like you to write all the things because you write really really well and i feel like the luckiest person to have received you :333

YOU CAN JOIN 92LINE WITH ME :D HONORARY MEMBER OF 92LINE :D ♥

UBOMB ARE GREAT ;m; I MISS THEM. THEY'RE NOT REALLY WRITTEN ANYMORE (this might have to do with people waking up from the honeymoon phase and all that where they want to try out newer ships and break outside the box of the orig3 pairings - also doesn't help that kwon has a mancrush on jiho, which jiho wholeheartedly reciprocates, and bibum and kyung are married :D) BUT YOU HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE IN SHIPS :D ♥ I WILL READ YOUR UBOMB ASAP! :33

♥