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My roommate only wanted to study literature so she could 'read books', how annoying! / I only wanted to study literature so I could read books.
Lethargy: My feeble 10pm attempts at swimming laps in a jacuzzi; feeling like an evolving organism slowly struggling to make its way out of the mud, into a tree.
The garage door just opened! My cousin (who is also my dad's cousin, and my grandma's cousin) is here. I'm not ready to talk to anyone. Oh, great, she just said hi and went upstairs.
I went into her room last night to get an air purifier and noticed that she has a stash of chocolate granola bars and pop tarts hidden away from me! She unabashedly has finished the last two COMMUNAL Pepperidge Farm Soft-Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies; she did this right in front of me like a villain tortures your children in front of you, one by one, and then proceeds to crumple up the foil bag with all the strength of their hands. 'These cookies are good'. I also baked cookies, because I'm very domestic, and mistakenly left the last SIX out on the stove. By morning these were also not so mysteriously gone. I don't mean to be a bitch, but I think she broke our shower too. When our pigs and cows start dying we'll have to burn her for sure.
Lethargy: My feeble 10pm attempts at swimming laps in a jacuzzi; feeling like an evolving organism slowly struggling to make its way out of the mud, into a tree.
The garage door just opened! My cousin (who is also my dad's cousin, and my grandma's cousin) is here. I'm not ready to talk to anyone. Oh, great, she just said hi and went upstairs.
I went into her room last night to get an air purifier and noticed that she has a stash of chocolate granola bars and pop tarts hidden away from me! She unabashedly has finished the last two COMMUNAL Pepperidge Farm Soft-Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies; she did this right in front of me like a villain tortures your children in front of you, one by one, and then proceeds to crumple up the foil bag with all the strength of their hands. 'These cookies are good'. I also baked cookies, because I'm very domestic, and mistakenly left the last SIX out on the stove. By morning these were also not so mysteriously gone. I don't mean to be a bitch, but I think she broke our shower too. When our pigs and cows start dying we'll have to burn her for sure.