Unfortunately the rumors are false. I'm alive.

[blkrse]

 I know I haven't been around lately. It's because I hate each and every last one of you. Just thought I should let you guys know.

And if you think I'm being serious, take that stick outta yer ass. I've been RPing. It's all Clo's fault. Feel free to blame her.

So, I'm going to rant. Two movies in particular. One is the Watchmen, the other is Twilight

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[byrd_of_june]

You're the reason I didn't see Watchmen. And I thank you immensly.

The only parts I liked on Twilight were the Jasper and Alice parts. Which only really amounted to about 5 minutes. They're the only non-emo vamps. Besides Emmett.

I'M STOPPING NOW, I SWEAR. (Btw, I hate Edward. STOPPING. I SWEAR.)

And yes, it was lame. But, whatevs. Better than nothing I guess.

JENNY LEAVES FOR SAN DIEGO TOMORROW, AND THEN ME-HI-CO!

[blkrse]

You are so very welcome.

Dude, Alice made me lawl. Only thing I liked about the movie was the music in it.

Edward was so emo. I would suggest he slit his wrists but he's a 'vampire'

THANK YOU! So very lame. Yeah, I can see the better than nothingness, but really, I'd be pissed.

DO NOT GO TO MEXICO! ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THE NEWS?!?!?! JENNE BYRD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO TO MEHICO!!!

[byrd_of_june]

Alice is full of win. She's all like, DUDE EDWARD STOP BEING SO FRAKKING EMO. OMG, HI, BELLA, WANNA BE MY BFF; I LOVE YOU.

I am so going. But, it's okay 'cause I'm going to the touristy places. So.

[blkrse]

Dude, like, no. Mexico is not the place to be right now. Like at all, tourist spots especially.

[citymusings]

ME-HI-CO? NO....I know MEN, GROWN MEN, who will not go to ME HI CO (MEN WHO HAVE GONE MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE) BECAUSE IT'S BAD NEWS.

[byrd_of_june]

Wusses.

[citymusings]

No. Smart man.

There are DRUG ISSUES like crazy and KIDNAPPINGS and RAPES are up, last I heard.