Unfortunately the rumors are false. I'm alive.
I know I haven't been around lately. It's because I hate each and every last one of you. Just thought I should let you guys know.
And if you think I'm being serious, take that stick outta yer ass. I've been RPing. It's all Clo's fault. Feel free to blame her.
So, I'm going to rant. Two movies in particular. One is the Watchmen, the other is Twilight (yes I saw it).
These are the rules:
1. No squeeing. I'm so serious. I will ban you.
2. If you're going to be an ass about what I have to say, get the fuck off my blog.
Very simple. Only two rules, I hope ya'll can handle that.
These commercials talking about Watchmen are deceiving. They say its the number one movie, that doesn't mean it's good. In fact, it was an epic fail. There was way too much character development when the characters weren't even interesting. Who gives a shit about some chick that almost got raped by another hero and then ended up having his baby later on? Certainly not me. The plot was weak and so uninteresting. But it's like you kept watching it cuz you hoped it would get better. It didn't. This sick fuck named the Comedian kills a pregnant chick from Vietnam cuz she wants him to stay. He. Fuckin. Shoots. Her. And when his friend is like wtf he pulls on some guilt trip like 'you shoulda stopped me'. THEN had the nerve to be like 'God help us all'. Biggest wtf moment this year. And trust, if I had documented my wtf moments...ANYWAY. I've never seen people leave a movie so quickly. Usually you get those loyal fans that stay til after the credits. Nope, not here. It was like a mad dash for the door. Some chick almost lost her footing and was trampled on the steps. Stampede people! Stampede. Shame. And some people have been like 'oh it was a great movie'. UM, no it wasn't. No one wants to watch a weak ass 5 minute sex scene. NO ONE. Not even the geeks that pried themselves from their World of Warcraft to go to the movies. And there certainly were a handful of those. Their musk was unmistakable.
And then there is Twilight. Good God in heaven. That was PAINFUL, hear me, PAINFUL to watch. Did they ad lib through the whole movie? Delivery of lines were FUCKIN TERRIBLE. TERRIBLE. It moved along SO SLOW. It was like watching a car accident in slow motion. And the sparkle in the sunlight shit, are you serious? It made him look... mm... I'll just say it: gay. He looked flamboyant, not like a killer. If I saw him in the sunlight sparkling at me like that with murder in his eyes, I'd fucking laugh. Bella, crazy, no good sense having ass... Her dad was weak too. You're going to let your 17 year old daughter DRIVE to Phoenix when you live in WASHINGTON? Wtf? Was I just raised differently? AND WHAT HIGH SCHOOL EXISTS WHERE YOU'RE POPULAR ON LIKE THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL? Life, ain't like that. You're teased and excluded until no one gives a shit about your existence. THEN that's when you make friends. But whatever, I haven't read the books. Although Stephen King was giving a lot of shit for saying that the books sucked and the author sucks too. But come on, HE'S STEPHEN FUCKING KING. He knows about writing literature. If an author can scare a full grown man with a BOOK, you have my adoration. Sparkling vampires, methinks no.
And while I'm in the process of losing friends and alienating people, that Eric/Calleigh kiss? WEAK! Mkay, if you're going to do an onscreen kiss, first time or not, can we have a bit more passion? That hideous kiss between Grissom and Sara had more passion than that and everyone was more focused on the fucking monkey! I don't know about you but if my boyfriend JUST got out of being deported, I'd slap a good one on him. In front of everyone. PDA wins the day baby, I'm just saying. And this is coming from someone who doesn't even like that ship. Seriously, if I was I'd be pissed. Go on a good rant. 'WE'VE WAITED YEARS AND NOW ALL WE GET IS THIS. THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!' and so on and so on. As long as they don't keep the two of them as the focus, I don't give a shit.
I'll be deleting older blogs. Just a heads up.
And if you think I'm being serious, take that stick outta yer ass. I've been RPing. It's all Clo's fault. Feel free to blame her.
So, I'm going to rant. Two movies in particular. One is the Watchmen, the other is Twilight (yes I saw it).
These are the rules:
1. No squeeing. I'm so serious. I will ban you.
2. If you're going to be an ass about what I have to say, get the fuck off my blog.
Very simple. Only two rules, I hope ya'll can handle that.
These commercials talking about Watchmen are deceiving. They say its the number one movie, that doesn't mean it's good. In fact, it was an epic fail. There was way too much character development when the characters weren't even interesting. Who gives a shit about some chick that almost got raped by another hero and then ended up having his baby later on? Certainly not me. The plot was weak and so uninteresting. But it's like you kept watching it cuz you hoped it would get better. It didn't. This sick fuck named the Comedian kills a pregnant chick from Vietnam cuz she wants him to stay. He. Fuckin. Shoots. Her. And when his friend is like wtf he pulls on some guilt trip like 'you shoulda stopped me'. THEN had the nerve to be like 'God help us all'. Biggest wtf moment this year. And trust, if I had documented my wtf moments...ANYWAY. I've never seen people leave a movie so quickly. Usually you get those loyal fans that stay til after the credits. Nope, not here. It was like a mad dash for the door. Some chick almost lost her footing and was trampled on the steps. Stampede people! Stampede. Shame. And some people have been like 'oh it was a great movie'. UM, no it wasn't. No one wants to watch a weak ass 5 minute sex scene. NO ONE. Not even the geeks that pried themselves from their World of Warcraft to go to the movies. And there certainly were a handful of those. Their musk was unmistakable.
And then there is Twilight. Good God in heaven. That was PAINFUL, hear me, PAINFUL to watch. Did they ad lib through the whole movie? Delivery of lines were FUCKIN TERRIBLE. TERRIBLE. It moved along SO SLOW. It was like watching a car accident in slow motion. And the sparkle in the sunlight shit, are you serious? It made him look... mm... I'll just say it: gay. He looked flamboyant, not like a killer. If I saw him in the sunlight sparkling at me like that with murder in his eyes, I'd fucking laugh. Bella, crazy, no good sense having ass... Her dad was weak too. You're going to let your 17 year old daughter DRIVE to Phoenix when you live in WASHINGTON? Wtf? Was I just raised differently? AND WHAT HIGH SCHOOL EXISTS WHERE YOU'RE POPULAR ON LIKE THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL? Life, ain't like that. You're teased and excluded until no one gives a shit about your existence. THEN that's when you make friends. But whatever, I haven't read the books. Although Stephen King was giving a lot of shit for saying that the books sucked and the author sucks too. But come on, HE'S STEPHEN FUCKING KING. He knows about writing literature. If an author can scare a full grown man with a BOOK, you have my adoration. Sparkling vampires, methinks no.
And while I'm in the process of losing friends and alienating people, that Eric/Calleigh kiss? WEAK! Mkay, if you're going to do an onscreen kiss, first time or not, can we have a bit more passion? That hideous kiss between Grissom and Sara had more passion than that and everyone was more focused on the fucking monkey! I don't know about you but if my boyfriend JUST got out of being deported, I'd slap a good one on him. In front of everyone. PDA wins the day baby, I'm just saying. And this is coming from someone who doesn't even like that ship. Seriously, if I was I'd be pissed. Go on a good rant. 'WE'VE WAITED YEARS AND NOW ALL WE GET IS THIS. THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!' and so on and so on. As long as they don't keep the two of them as the focus, I don't give a shit.
I'll be deleting older blogs. Just a heads up.