These were all posted on another forum i visit, so if you go there, you've probably seen them.
beejah, licking the car. he's quite good at that, but now i've got a new big one, he isn't allowed near it.
eating mints. Triple Crown are his favourite.
coming in for the kill
"rrrr, ima gonna KEEL you, pesky bottle!"
"i am aloof and disinterested in the whole world."
"argh, mum. i am manly! do not make me wear violet pants!"
"mebbe if i pretend she's not here, mum will go away."
"mebbe if i move reeeeal slow....."
"dere is my mum's new car.... imma gonna EAT IT."