(kindly skip to around 3:30 if you don't wish to view the entire documentary)
"It was a tumultuous day in lake Vitamin Water. Upfronts season saw hyenas baring their admirably white teeth, a fierce little lion cub rebelling against the pride and the appearance of the predatory member of the Meesterkat genus: the Meestercatta passer psicopatta. This species (usually westland-bound and of noticeable lighter coat than that of the friendlier Meestercatta passer meesterium) is prone to stalk the lake grounds this time of the year, looking for easy prey. Unlike the Meestercatta passer meesterium (or "Brunette Leighton") this animal is no simple burrower, and would rather sink its claws on the cushion-like hinds of its prey.
Present documentary footage shows the psicopatta rounding potential prey, when it is suddenly pounced on by the Livelion (Blondus leo). Livelions' most common peaceful tactile gestures are head rubbing and social licking, as seen here. Head rubbing-touching one's forehead, face and neck appears to be a form of greeting, as it is seen often after an animal has been apart from others, or after a fight or confrontation. Males tend to rub other males, while cubs and females rub females. Social licking often occurs in tandem with head rubbing; it is generally mutual and the recipient appears to express pleasure. There appears to be one part of a Meesterkat's body most commonly licked, but science can't show that on TV."