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i saw stephen colbert last night and he was absolutely amazing, i don't think we stopped laughing. he did his research on fsu, and here's what he had to say about the loss of our offensive coordinator: "before you ask me to take his place, i must tell you that i can not be the offensive coordinator. i'm really sorry. however, i WILL not do the job for 100 grand a year for the next five years." (jeff bowden got paid $537,000 to resign. gee, i wonder where my tuition money is going.) we're playing western michigan today for our homecoming game so he came up with trash talk:
"HEY WESTERN MICHIGAN...i see you have a major in paper engineering...good luck getting a job in ORIGAMI!" oh and "HEY WESTERN MICHIGAN...the only way for your school to be any more boring is if you host the annual international conference on medieval studies...OH WAIT, you already do!" He also called tallahassee the taint of florida cause it taint the peninsula and it taint the panhandle. hahaha.
today i'm going to the game, and i'm even tailgating beforehand. i'm actually pretty excited because i haven't gone to a game since i've been a student here. oh, and i've become an alcoholic so i'm craving beer at 11 am. i'm also really fucking excited for next tuesday because i get to go home, and my sister will be there, AANNDDD i'm gettting a new tattoo next weekend. wooo.
i saw stephen colbert last night and he was absolutely amazing, i don't think we stopped laughing. he did his research on fsu, and here's what he had to say about the loss of our offensive coordinator: "before you ask me to take his place, i must tell you that i can not be the offensive coordinator. i'm really sorry. however, i WILL not do the job for 100 grand a year for the next five years." (jeff bowden got paid $537,000 to resign. gee, i wonder where my tuition money is going.) we're playing western michigan today for our homecoming game so he came up with trash talk:
"HEY WESTERN MICHIGAN...i see you have a major in paper engineering...good luck getting a job in ORIGAMI!" oh and "HEY WESTERN MICHIGAN...the only way for your school to be any more boring is if you host the annual international conference on medieval studies...OH WAIT, you already do!" He also called tallahassee the taint of florida cause it taint the peninsula and it taint the panhandle. hahaha.
today i'm going to the game, and i'm even tailgating beforehand. i'm actually pretty excited because i haven't gone to a game since i've been a student here. oh, and i've become an alcoholic so i'm craving beer at 11 am. i'm also really fucking excited for next tuesday because i get to go home, and my sister will be there, AANNDDD i'm gettting a new tattoo next weekend. wooo.