..this rash severing vermin fractures, camped on the hands of the poor.
___Your Life___
[x] they call me:derek or derek if you prefer.
[x] also: jesus, derk, johny depp, johnny chirst,
[x] sex: blue balls is what i get
[x] birthday: september seventh
[x] status: alive(?)
[x] occupation: panera bread. but when i grow up i want to be a pirate, or a secret hand shake coreographer, or dictator of the world. but really an artist/graphic designer, tattoo artist, or a musician.
[x] Ethnicity: whitish
_______Fast Forward_______
[x] college planning to go to: art, maybe tattooing
[x] future resident of: seattle, or north west coast at least
[x] wedding: pirate one. everyone dressed pirate or colonial style, have the wedding on a cool ass pirates ship just off the bay, and me and my bride walk the plank at the end and swin to a small sail boat rather than the traditoinal limo with the just married and soup cans
[x] children: when good and ready, two. girl and boy.
______Right Now______
[x] feeling: tired and sweaty
[x] Listening: the postal service
[x] doing: this survey and comging up with band names, songs, and logos/designs.
[x] Talking to: brittney and lindsay
[x] craving: smores
[x] thinking of: someone
[x] hating: icp
_______Love_______
[x] love is: hard, like art
[x] first love: emily
[x] love or lust?: love.
_______WOMEN_______
[x] turn ons: eyes, lips, hair(top of head), that curve on their side from armpit to thigh. girls with rbright edlipstick and that vintage 1920s/30s/40s flappers look (like chicago)
[x] turn offs: penis
[x] What kinda hair style?: shorter, longs good as well but recently ive been drawn to the short haird girls more. like the emo butch kind or the 1920s marilyn monroe kinda.
[x] are you the type of person to holler n ask for numbers?: not till i talk to the girl for a bit.
_______Miscellaneous _______
[x] can you swim?: yeah, i love it. lakes especially
[x] whats your most embarrassing moment?: not sure
[x] what are you scared of?: umm bears
[x] what is your greatest accomplishment?:
[x] what kinda roof is over your head?: tall twostory, water resistant.
[x] do you like tomatoes?: sometimes, not too much
[x] how many TVs in the house?:7
[x] how many phones?: 4, 2 cells
[x] how many residents?: mom, her borfriend, sister, two brothers, and a female feline named bob, no jokes.
______Your Looks______
[x] Hair color: brown with blonde highlights and black underneath
[x] Eye color?: sunflower?, brown basically. lighter either towards the outside or inside, sunfloer like.
[x] Height: six two
[x] Do u wear contacts or glasses?: fake glasses, yep im a lier
[x] do u have any piercings?: ears, 4 guage. lip double periced to left side soon and nipple soon as well.
______Just Lately______
[x] How are you today? pretty good
[x] What pants are you wearing right now?: black vintage wash girl pants from super target size 5.
[x] What shirt are you wearing right now?: murder by death, three men hanging design
[x] What does your hair look like at the moment?:shit. sweaty greasy mess
[x] What song are u listening to right now?: now ive moved on to mars volta, roulette dares is what this question caugh tme on.
[x] Last person you talked to on the phone?: gabi,
[x] Last Dream you can remember?: forest fire...it's a detailed and drawn out dream...
[x] Who are you talking to right now?: britney
[x] What time is it?: eleven: thirtyseven
______More About You______
[x] What are the last four digits of your phone number?: eight four six eight
[x] If u were a crayon, what color would you be?: red, idk
[x] What's the next CD you are going to buy?: just bought postal service, but next oen probably kil bill soundtrack.
[x] What's the stupidest thing u ever done?:
[x] If u could change one thing about yourself what would it be?: my stomach have a bit more muscle tone, get it looking like brandon boyd.
[x] Where do you shop the most? Target recently
[x] How many kids do you want to have?: 2 at most.
[x] Shampoo? green tea shampoo
[x] Do you have your own phone line?: noe
[x] Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? no
[x] Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone?sprained but thats it. just lucky.
[x] Who do you dream about?: genie. mostly blurred cops style people that i jus tnaturally know and dont think twice about them not having faces.
[x] Who do you tell your dreams to?: valerie and to freinds when the time/subject is appropriate.
[x] Who's the loudest friend you have? kayleen
[x] Who's the quietest friend?: valerie, but thats cause we havent talked in a while so thats why.
______You and Love ______
[x] Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? no
[x] Do you have a crush?: yeah
[x] Who is your crush?: wouldnt you like to know
[x] Where would you like to go on your honeymoon?:australia, rome, china, hawaii, indonesia or some awesome weird tropic pacific island
[x] Do you find yourself attractive?: told i look like johnny depp and hes sexy
[x] Do you find yourself ugly?: no
[x] Do others find you attractive? read up two
____________Your Favorites____________
[x] Color: painter here so i love em all
[x] food: smores, cookie doughsushi, salmon, chinese, mexi, frisco melt from steak and shake
[x] Fast Food: taco bell
[x] Candy: smores candy bars
[x] Ice Cream Flavor?:cookie dough
[x] number?: thirteen and seven
[x] Scent?: pachouli
[x] Board Game?: risk
[x] Video Game?: zelda, resident evil, lots lots more.
[x] Saying?: my heart will bleed the words and i will say no more
____________Have You Ever ____________
[x] Wanted to kill someone? bill
[x] Broken the law? we all have, nothign serious. only stuff worthy of a shaking of a finger at me and bad derek
[x] Ran from the cops? no
[x] Tried to kill yourself? thought about it once, never again
[x] Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: doesnt work for guys
[x] First Kiss: real one, my last girfriend emily. the emily before that was jsut a peck once. ive only kissed three girls
[x] First Job: panera
[x] First Enemy: bowser
[x] they call me:derek or derek if you prefer.
[x] also: jesus, derk, johny depp, johnny chirst,
[x] sex: blue balls is what i get
[x] birthday: september seventh
[x] status: alive(?)
[x] occupation: panera bread. but when i grow up i want to be a pirate, or a secret hand shake coreographer, or dictator of the world. but really an artist/graphic designer, tattoo artist, or a musician.
[x] Ethnicity: whitish
_______Fast Forward_______
[x] college planning to go to: art, maybe tattooing
[x] future resident of: seattle, or north west coast at least
[x] wedding: pirate one. everyone dressed pirate or colonial style, have the wedding on a cool ass pirates ship just off the bay, and me and my bride walk the plank at the end and swin to a small sail boat rather than the traditoinal limo with the just married and soup cans
[x] children: when good and ready, two. girl and boy.
______Right Now______
[x] feeling: tired and sweaty
[x] Listening: the postal service
[x] doing: this survey and comging up with band names, songs, and logos/designs.
[x] Talking to: brittney and lindsay
[x] craving: smores
[x] thinking of: someone
[x] hating: icp
_______Love_______
[x] love is: hard, like art
[x] first love: emily
[x] love or lust?: love.
_______WOMEN_______
[x] turn ons: eyes, lips, hair(top of head), that curve on their side from armpit to thigh. girls with rbright edlipstick and that vintage 1920s/30s/40s flappers look (like chicago)
[x] turn offs: penis
[x] What kinda hair style?: shorter, longs good as well but recently ive been drawn to the short haird girls more. like the emo butch kind or the 1920s marilyn monroe kinda.
[x] are you the type of person to holler n ask for numbers?: not till i talk to the girl for a bit.
_______Miscellaneous _______
[x] can you swim?: yeah, i love it. lakes especially
[x] whats your most embarrassing moment?: not sure
[x] what are you scared of?: umm bears
[x] what is your greatest accomplishment?:
[x] what kinda roof is over your head?: tall twostory, water resistant.
[x] do you like tomatoes?: sometimes, not too much
[x] how many TVs in the house?:7
[x] how many phones?: 4, 2 cells
[x] how many residents?: mom, her borfriend, sister, two brothers, and a female feline named bob, no jokes.
______Your Looks______
[x] Hair color: brown with blonde highlights and black underneath
[x] Eye color?: sunflower?, brown basically. lighter either towards the outside or inside, sunfloer like.
[x] Height: six two
[x] Do u wear contacts or glasses?: fake glasses, yep im a lier
[x] do u have any piercings?: ears, 4 guage. lip double periced to left side soon and nipple soon as well.
______Just Lately______
[x] How are you today? pretty good
[x] What pants are you wearing right now?: black vintage wash girl pants from super target size 5.
[x] What shirt are you wearing right now?: murder by death, three men hanging design
[x] What does your hair look like at the moment?:shit. sweaty greasy mess
[x] What song are u listening to right now?: now ive moved on to mars volta, roulette dares is what this question caugh tme on.
[x] Last person you talked to on the phone?: gabi,
[x] Last Dream you can remember?: forest fire...it's a detailed and drawn out dream...
[x] Who are you talking to right now?: britney
[x] What time is it?: eleven: thirtyseven
______More About You______
[x] What are the last four digits of your phone number?: eight four six eight
[x] If u were a crayon, what color would you be?: red, idk
[x] What's the next CD you are going to buy?: just bought postal service, but next oen probably kil bill soundtrack.
[x] What's the stupidest thing u ever done?:
[x] If u could change one thing about yourself what would it be?: my stomach have a bit more muscle tone, get it looking like brandon boyd.
[x] Where do you shop the most? Target recently
[x] How many kids do you want to have?: 2 at most.
[x] Shampoo? green tea shampoo
[x] Do you have your own phone line?: noe
[x] Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? no
[x] Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone?sprained but thats it. just lucky.
[x] Who do you dream about?: genie. mostly blurred cops style people that i jus tnaturally know and dont think twice about them not having faces.
[x] Who do you tell your dreams to?: valerie and to freinds when the time/subject is appropriate.
[x] Who's the loudest friend you have? kayleen
[x] Who's the quietest friend?: valerie, but thats cause we havent talked in a while so thats why.
______You and Love ______
[x] Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? no
[x] Do you have a crush?: yeah
[x] Who is your crush?: wouldnt you like to know
[x] Where would you like to go on your honeymoon?:australia, rome, china, hawaii, indonesia or some awesome weird tropic pacific island
[x] Do you find yourself attractive?: told i look like johnny depp and hes sexy
[x] Do you find yourself ugly?: no
[x] Do others find you attractive? read up two
____________Your Favorites____________
[x] Color: painter here so i love em all
[x] food: smores, cookie doughsushi, salmon, chinese, mexi, frisco melt from steak and shake
[x] Fast Food: taco bell
[x] Candy: smores candy bars
[x] Ice Cream Flavor?:cookie dough
[x] number?: thirteen and seven
[x] Scent?: pachouli
[x] Board Game?: risk
[x] Video Game?: zelda, resident evil, lots lots more.
[x] Saying?: my heart will bleed the words and i will say no more
____________Have You Ever ____________
[x] Wanted to kill someone? bill
[x] Broken the law? we all have, nothign serious. only stuff worthy of a shaking of a finger at me and bad derek
[x] Ran from the cops? no
[x] Tried to kill yourself? thought about it once, never again
[x] Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: doesnt work for guys
[x] First Kiss: real one, my last girfriend emily. the emily before that was jsut a peck once. ive only kissed three girls
[x] First Job: panera
[x] First Enemy: bowser