IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, PEEPS!!!
THAT’S RIGHT KIDS… AFTER A LOOOOONNNNGGGGG ASS HIATUS…..
Thanks to everyone for their patience with my tired, pregnant ass…. I’m hoping to be able to update this page more often…. Hopefully.
IT’S TIME FOR THE LAST AMY FISHER MOVIE!!!
CAUSALITIES OF LOVE: THE LONG ISLAND LOLITA STORY!!! (AKA: JOEY BUTTAFUOCO’S VERSION OF EVENTS!)
Jack Scalia as Joey;
Phyllis Lyons as Mary Jo;
AND
ALYSSA MILANO AS AMY FISHER? DA HOLY HELL?!
DEAR GOD, ALYSSA WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP SHOWING UP IN THESE KINDS OF MOVIES? YOU’RE A GOOD ACTRESS AND MUCH BETTER THAN THIS SHIT!
*According to Wikipedia, it says that this was one of Alyssa’s first forays into playing the ‘bad girl’ character and she wanted to step away from playing the wholesome character she played on ‘Who’s the Boss?’ I will say that as always, she does a really good job. (Even though she looks the least like Amy Fisher:
See what I mean?
Anyway, this movie was Joey’s time to tell his side of the story. Although, I have no idea how a GROWN-ASS MARRIED MAN SLEEPING WITH AN UNDERAGE GIRL WAS EVER GONNA BE OKAY; EVEN IF THE GIRL SHOT HIS WIFE IN THE HEAD AND TRIED TO KILL HER!
AND OF COURSE, THIS IS THE VERSION THAT’S UTTER BULLSHIT; DEPICTING JOEY AS THE DECENT ‘FAMILY MAN’ WHO NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER HAD ANY TYPE OF SEX OR ANYTHING WITH AMY AND THAT SHE SHOT HIS WIFE BECAUSE SHE WAS OBSESSED WITH HIS DUMBASS!
The movie aired on CBS on January 3, 1993; the same night as the version with Drew Barrymore. (Once again, two talented actresses competing to see who could play the best insane ‘bad girl’.)
While this version didn’t get nearly as high ratings as the other ones did, this is the one that is still played on TV ALL THE DAMN TIME! I’M WILLING TO BET THAT AT LEAST ONE NETWORK IS PLAYING THIS MOVIE SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD AS I TYPE THIS!
But is the movie any good? THIS IS CASUALTIES OF LOVE: THE LONG ISLAND LOLITA STORY!
(*Sorry, there’s no trailer on YOUTUBE!)
We open the movie in 1988, with Joey playing the drums with his…. Band I guess. He’s also HIGH OFF HIS ASS, taking a few seconds to snort some coke before continuing to play. While this is going on, Mary Jo is packing up her shit to leave our resident cokehead. The movie decides that jumping back and forth between the guys doing the coke and playing and Mary Jo packing is essential for the time being. I would prefer a plot myself, but what the fuck do I know? STILL JUST SNARK HERE!
Then we cut to Joey driving WHILST snorting some more coke;
Then he pulls up to a locked cemetery, where he climbs the fence and STARTS TO BEAT DRUMBEATS ON THE GODDAMN TOMBSTONES? DA FUCK?
He ends up sending a moment with his mother’s grave, asking her for blessing for his family and then he steals some flowers off one tombstone to give to hers.
You stay classy as always, Joey.
(*Oh, did I mention that while this entire opening sequence if going on…. THE SOUNDTRACK’S PLAYING JOEY’S DRUMBEAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN?! IT’S GOT THIS BIG BAND TYPE OF SOUND TO IT AND IT’S REALLY HARD TO TAKE ANY OF THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY WHILE IT’S FUCKING PLAYING! LISTEN TO IT IN THIS ‘TRIPLE FISHER’ TRAILER, ITS INSANE!)
Click to viewOnce home, Mary Jo tells him that she’s sick of this BULLSHIT of him getting high all the goddamn time and she’ll be damned if she’s staying with a junkie dickwad. OH, NOW SHE’S ASSERTIVE, WHERE THE HELL WAS THIS FUCKING ATTITUDE WHEN HE WAS PIMPING GIRLS OR BANGING TEENAGERS?
Doesn’t matter anyway, Joey basically tells her that since she’s got the nice house and everything else, she really shouldn’t be bitching about having a cokehead, scumbag husband.
Then she tells Joey that it’s time he gets his sorry ass clean; she packed his shit and has called both her parents and his dad and now he has a choice to make: get his ass to rehab or she’s leaving with the kids. WHATEVER WILL HE DO?
Cut to six weeks later and now Joey’s a changed man; completely clean and no beard.
He’s also sooo sorry that he was such an asshole and he alternates between screaming how much he ‘LOVES MARY JO’ and telling his rehab buddies that he wishes them luck.
Then we time-jump AGAIN, this time to three years later and Joey’s arm wrestling with his brother in the auto body shop;
And the dude arm-wrestling Joey is none other than Leo Rossi, the dude I thought was in the Noelle Parker version of Amy Fisher. Dude’s been in just about everything, usually playing scumbag criminals; he does the ‘slimy motherfucker’ role well. He probably would’ve been a decent Joey.
Anyway, after the arm-wrestling, Amy rolls p in her BRAND-NEW CAR;
Wearing the same outfit she’s wearing on the cover of the movie and looking WAYYY older than only FOURTEEN MOTHERFUCKING YEARS OLD!!!
Whatever, I don’t care.
Joey’s other brother is pissed because apparently Amy’s father came by wanting the damn pin-stripes on her car and taking a long-ass time to decide what freakin’ color to have them be. Joey says that he’ll handle her; (YEA, I BET YOU WOULD!)
So Amy tells them that that she wants black pin-stripes on the car and also that she totally fucked up the side of the car and needs them to tell her Dad when he brings it in some asinine story about how the car got wrecked. Which they agree to, because WHY THE FUCK NOT?!
Amy and her Dad come in the next day;
And once she’s out of ear-shot, Daddy tells Joey that not only does he want the pin-stripes, but also wants ‘AIMEE’ stenciled on the side. Guess he’s not aware that now EVERYONE’S GONNA KNOW HIS DAUGHTER’S FUCKING NAME AND THAT THIS CAN MEAN POSSIBLE DANGER DOWN THE ROAD? FUCKING JACKASS!
And then he brings up that he wants ‘everything perfect’ for Amy because she ran away a while ago.
Amy comes back in and acts like she’s never seen Joey before when Daddy introduces them. They leave soon after, with both Amy AND Joey…. EYE-FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!!
Cut to sometime later and Joey’s checking underneath Amy’s car; WHICH SHE TOTALLY FUCKED UP THE BOTTOM OF! I DIDN’T GET A SCREENSHOT OF IT, BUT THE GODDAMN MUFFLER AND OTHER SHIT IS LIKE, HANGING OFF OF IT AND SHIT!
Joey tells her that the car’s really fucked up and that she’s probably screwed. But upon seeing her cry, he gives a hug, calls her pretty and offers to fix the car cheap.
This puts Amy in a better mood; leaving her to ask how old Joey is and how she likes ‘older guys’.
Then she squats down in her too tight pants and completey shows off her camel-toe!
Then there’s some BULLSHIT about how she banged the tile guy at 12 MOTHERFUCKING YEARS OLD AND THE ASSHOLE WRITERS MAKE IT SOUND LIKE SHE SEDUCED A GROWN ASS MAN! BITCH EVEN TALKS ABOUT HOW ‘HOT IT WAS’ AND THAT SHE SAW HIM A FEW WEEKS AGO, ‘BUT IT WASN’T THE SAME’!
DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! A TWELVE YEAR OLD CANNOT CONSENT TO HAVING SEX WITH ANYONE, MUCH LESS A GROWN ASS MAN! THE FACT THAT THIS IS ONLY SHOWN AS TO PAINT AMY AS AN OVERSEXED GIRL IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!
OH, AND REMEMBER HOW A FEW WEEKS AGO WHEN I REVIEWED THE DREW BARRYMORE MOVIE AND JOEY WAS ALL APPALLED AT FIRST TO HEAR THIS STORY? IN THIS VERSION, HIS FUCKING VERSION, DUDE’S ALL TURNED ON AND SHIT ABOUT HER BEING RAPED!! (AND YES, AT TWELVE IT’S FUCKING RAPE!)
FUCKING HELL, IF DUDE’S TRYING TO PLAY LIKE HE’S THE INNOCENT PARTY IN ALL THIS…. WHY THE FUCK DID HE PERMIT THAT IN THE MOVIE? IT DOES NOTHING TO HELP HIS CAUSE AT ALL!!!
After that BULLSHIT; Joey realizes that a TWELVE YEAR OLD HAVING SEX WITH A GROWN ASS MAN IS PROBABLY NOT THE BEST CONVERSATION TO BE HAVING; and he mentions his family. But all Amy could think about is Joey’s ‘good arms’.
Then Joey tells her about Paul, his trainer and how he’ll hook them up something.
After that, there’s this whole conversation about Amy’s beeper and how Joey can ‘beep’ her when the car’s ready…. Chick even gives him a ‘special code’: 007.
There’s even this barf-worthy moment where Joey asks if he’s supposed to be James Bond with the dumbass code and bitch says that Old Mr. Bond can’t compare to Joey.
And then I have to take one of my morning sickness ginger drops to help the building bile in my stomach.
Amy leaves and the guys proceed to OGLE THE SHIT OUT OF THE UNDERAGE GIRL!!
AND GET THIS SHIT GUYS; JOEY AND COMPANY ALL START TALKING ABOUT HOW ‘THEY’D DO THAT!’ THE BEST PART? ‘POOR, INNOCENT JOEY’…. IS THE FIRST ONE TO SAY IT!!
FUCKING NASTY ASSHOLE!!
Of course, asshole plays it off like he was kidding around; although the other guys are all DEAD SERIOUS about it!
Cut to Joey singing in the shower, with Mary Jo coming in for a quick fuck.
And since we got a whole sixty seconds of Joey acting so in LUV with his wife; we then cut back to the garage because Amy fucked up her car again… FOR THE FIFTH TIME THAT SUMMER! GOOD LORD, WHY HASN’T HER PARENTS TAKEN THE DAMN CAR AWAY AT THIS POINT? Doesn’t matter anyway, the guys are busy drooling over…. THE WAY AMY EATS PIZZA? DA FUCK?!
I MEAN…. LOOK AT THAT PHOTO! THE DUDE WITH THE BULGING EYES IS BASICALLY JIZZING HIMSELF OVER IT!!
Joey tells her that he can probably help her out AGAIN;
And that they need to go into the office and ‘look at the books to see what they can do’. IS THAT WHAT THEY’RE CALLING IT NOW?!
Whatever, so they get up to the office and talk about Mary Jo and his kids some more. Joey reveals that he’s done having kids; having had a vasectomy years ago. Then there’s talk of Amy going on that cruise that was mentioned in her TV movie, and how she basically let the Maître D plow her the entire time. Then she asks if Joey is jealous of any of it and there’s some inappropriate touching/closeness from Amy;
As the movie tries AGAIN to paint the TEENAGER as the goddamn predator here!! FUCKING HELL!!
Anyway, while behind Joey; Amy says that she wants his Auto Body T-Shirt and he denies her, because only his family gets them. Then there’s this sickening innuendo about how ‘his shirts too big for her, she wants it on his body and can handle his size and anything else he can give her’!
More cough drops are downed as the two stand CROTCH TO MOTHERFUCKING CROTCH?!!!
THERE’S EVEN SOME GRINDING GOING ON, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!
CAN’T BELIEVE THAT I HAVE TO EVEN SAY THIS, BUT….
She asks Joey to take her home and there’s this BULLSHIT about how he can’t give her the booty or the shirt; how ‘he wants to, but can’t’ and ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WITH THIS SHIT?! (Ok, the movie never specifies whether he means the shirt or the booty; but considering the fact that he was just LITERALLY CROTCH TO FUCKING CROTCH WITH HER A SECOND AGO….I’M THINKING HE MEANS THE BOOTY! SICK FUCK!)
Joey leaves and Amy runs back to take his picture of Mary Jo off the bulletin board;
AND NO, THIS DOESN’T COME INTO PLAY LATER! THERE’S NEVER A MOMENT WHERE JOEY WONDERS WHERE THE FUCK HIS WIFE’S PICTURE WENT OR ANYTHING!!! FUCKING HELL!
The guys tell Joey that Amy basically wants Joey to plow her and how ‘sexy’ she was eating the pizza before. And I have no idea how the fuck someone can eat a pizza sexy nor do I really give a shit. Joey calls Amy ‘a beautiful thing’, does this stupid drum roll on the hood of the car and goes to drive Amy home.
And the movie never shows us exactly what happened when he drove her home, but since we’ve been through TWO OF THESE FUCKING MOVIES; I THINK IT’S SAFE TO SAY THAT JOEY AND AMY DID THE NASTY!!!
Then we cut to a carnival where Amy’s with a friend, runs into Joey waiting for his family and ends up…. FRENCH-KISSING HIM?!
Of course, Joey gets scared shitless and runs off to his family as Amy looks on with a Michael Mancini-esque smirk;
And OF COURSE; DESPITE HIS FAMILY LITERALLY BEING RIGHT FUCKING THERE, THEY SEE NOT A DAMN THING!
Then Amy and her friend talk about how she’s really dating Joey and how good the sex is and…
THIS IS SOME TWISTED SHIT; I GET THAT AMY WASN’T/ISN’T AN ANGEL BUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE…. JOEY ADMITTED TO SLEEPING WITH HER LATER ON! WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE SHE’S THE BATSHIT INSANE ONE?!
Then we cut to Joey getting a call from Amy that she told her parents that he gave her ‘THE HERPES’ and they called the ADA.
AGAIN….HERPES ISN’T CURABLE AND CONSIDERING WHAT AMY ENDED UP BECOMING LATER IN LIFE….THIS WHOLE THING IS NASTY!!
Amy ends up telling her parents the truth after Joey swears that he loves his wife and says that he never slept with Amy. She even admits to her parents that she thought that since they’re friends with Joey, it wouldn’t matter if he gave her herpes.
Then we cut to Joey going home to his family and almost telling them all about what happened; but realizes that telling his wife and kids that a teenage girl accused him of giving her a STD isn’t appropriate dinner conversation, and he doesn’t.
Cut to Joey and his friends at a bar? Club? I have no idea! Anyway, they’re listening to his brother’s band play and Amy comes up and tells him that she’s been calling every day, but no one puts her calls through and that she’s sorry. Joey runs off and she shows him that she’s WEARING HIS AUTO BODY SHIRT?!!
• FIRST, IF JOEY’S ‘OH, SO FUCKING INNOCENT’…. HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET THAT SHIRT? HE WAS WEARING IT WHEN HE DROVE HER HOME AND NEVER SINCE!!!
• SECOND, IF THAT’S JOEY’S SHIRT… HOW THE FUCK IS IT FITTING HER PERFECTLY? ALYSSA MILANO’S A TINY THING, I’M CALLING BULLSHIT A SHIRT THAT A GUY THAT’S A WHOLE LIKE, TWO FEET TALLER AND ABOUT A HUNDRED POUNDS HEAVIER THAN HER, WILL FIT!
• AND LAST, DID NO ONE SEE HER WEARING THAT FUCKING THING BEFORE? OR SEE IT IN HER ROOM OR ANYTHING ELSE?!
FUCKING HELL!
OH, I FORGOT THE BEST PART OF THIS SHIT! AMY ASKS JOEY ‘WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE WASN’T MARRIED/NO FAMILY’ AND DUDE CAN’T IMAGINE IT AT ALL! AND THAT DOESN’T SEEM STRANGE TO HIM AT ALL!!!
Then we see Amy at school, trying to call Joey again and we hear from her friends that it doesn’t matter if she can’t because she’s dating Paul now. But she’s still stuck on Joey and how the problem with the wife/kids ‘can be fixed’.
Cut to Amy at Mary Jo’s, pulling the ‘selling candy for school’ bit;
And we see the Asian dude in the bushes with the shotgun;
Who doesn’t do anything and Amy gets pissed about it, because she’s been giving him money and booty.
Back at the garage, Joey’s dad notices Amy driving past for the gillonith fucking time and also past Joey’s house. AND NO ONE DOES A GODDAMN THING, A COP ISN’T CALLED OR ANYTHING!
FUCKING MORONS!!
Then we get the scene of the actual shooting and since I’ve already snarked this TWICE, I’m not doing it again. Amy ends up shooting Mary Jo, that’s literally all you need to know.
At the hospital, a priest is giving Mary Jo last rites just in case and Joey’s flipping out when the cops show up. His lawyer asks them what’s going on and they wonder just what the fuck his lawyer’s doing there in the first place, AS DO I! OH, THEY SAY IT’S BECAUSE LAWYER IS A ‘FAMILY FRIEND’, BUT I’M CALLING BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE!
The doctor comes in and says that it doesn’t look good for Mary Jo; she could die or be paralyzed even with the surgery and that the doctor might not even be able to remove the bullet. Joey tells them to perform the surgery anyway.
Cut to Amy with Paul, talking about how it’s ‘amazing that Mary Jo’s still alive’ and that she had nothing to do with the shooting and she loves Paul now.
Then she drags him off to go fuck somewhere.
Back at the hospital, MJ comes around and when asked who did this; she writes down the name Ann Marie that Amy gave her and the words ‘Complete Shirt’, which Joey takes to mean the complete Auto Body shirt, of which only Amy has one. And he calls her ‘Mister Fisher’s Daughter’ instead.
Amy’s brought in to the cops and keeps changing her story, from Joey giving her the gun to Joey knowing about the shooting and it basically makes her look like a lying whore.
Joey comes into the station and the cops bring up that she said that she knew about the shooting and ask him what their ‘relationship’ was. Dude claims that it was only the car fixing and then pulls the DUMBEST FUCKING MOVE OF ALL TIME BY ASKING ‘WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO A GUY WHO SLEPT WITH A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL OR A 17 YEAR OLD ONE?
AND THE COPS DON’T FIND THIS WEIRD AT ALL?! FUCKING HELL! EVEN WHEN THE DOUCHEBAG SAYS THAT HE’S ONLY ASKING BECAUSE ‘HE’S CURIOUS’…. STILL NOTHING!!!!
Cut to Joey and MJ watching the news in the hospital and the cops do tell the reporters that Joey said he slept with Amy. This causes everyone to get pissed and off and the Nurse kicks everyone out.
Then another day, he goes into the hospital and we learn that MJ’s gonna be deaf in one ear. That poor woman. Then Joey helps her take a shower, afterwards she asks if it’s true about Amy and him sleeping together. Which he denies.
Joey calls in his lawyer because he wants to make a statement to the press and then the cops show up because Joey called in a bomb threat or some such shit, I really don’t care. They basically tell him that they’re not retracting diddly squat nor can Joey make a statement because it’ll make it worse.
Cut back to the hospital and Amy’s on A Current Affair hooking.
And Joey looks stunned by it, but quickly redeems himself by going over to MJ and kissing her head.
Then we see Joey in a church praying and his lawyer comes up to ask him about the rumors that Joey was pimping girls and BTW, HOW WAS THE SEX WITH THE UNDERAGE GIRL?! DA FUCK? I GET THAT THE LAWYER DOESN’T BELIEVE HIM, BUT OF ALL THE QUESTIONS TO ASK… IN CHURCH NO LESS, THAT’S THE ONE HE GOES WITH?!
Joey denies it all, saying that all he did was flirt and that he… *EXHALES DEEPLY* ‘SWEARS ON HIS MOTHER’S GRAVE THAT HE NEVER HAD SEX WITH THAT GIRL’!
*Ahem…
Cut to Amy in jail, writing that stupid letter to Paul, NOT RECORDING A TAPE!!
And she writes how much she loves him and all that other crap I covered already.
In court, we get that damn Gotti comparison again and Amy starts looking terrified.
There’s the interviews with her ‘friends’ and Joey’s co-workers and it’s all so stupid.
Then it’s another day and Joey goes home and the reporters corner him with questions. And Joey wears his sunglasses the whole time, looking like a jackass.
The whole press conference ends with Joey shouting; ‘I LOVE MARY JO!’
He ends up going inside and MJ tells him to leave the phone off the hook, the reporters are driving her nuts. Again, that poor woman. She’s pissed about some of the motel receipts that Joey claims were so not his and Amy’s and the poor thing flips out and starts throwing things because she’s upset he didn’t protect her from the nutcake teen.
And Joey basically leaves her all by herself to clean up.
Amy gets out of jail on bond that the movie studio put up for the rights to her story. Joey and MJ make up and the rest of the Buttafuoco clan are pissed that Joey looks like an asshole on TV. The business is failing because the insurance company doesn’t want their business and then Joey’s dad collapses from the stress of it all. Then we see Joey visiting his mom’s grave to ask for her blessing for Dad’s heart attack, because they can’t operate on the poor guy.
At the courthouse, MJ keeps setting off the metal detectors because of the bullet in her skull, which is played for laughs for some reason.
She’s willing to accept a plea from Amy if Joey’s not charged with stat rape, because YEA THAT MAKES FUCKING SENSE! But no one wants that, so MJ wants a trial. Later on at the house, Dad shows up to ask her not to fight anymore and take Amy’s plea; which really is all sorts of fucked up when you think about it.
She does anyway and Amy gets 5 to 15 years for reckless assault, rats out Joey for stat rape and that he was her accomplice on the shooting. The cops come to search the house, business and everything; but then Hard Copy gets the video that Paul made with Amy and MJ seems happy that he sold her out.
Joey doesn’t get indicted, Amy gets her 15 year sentence and everyone’s happy, I guess?
I HATED THESE MOVIES!! THIS ONE WAS ONLY OKAY IN THE SENSE THAT IT WAS SUCH BULLSHIT, IT WAS ENJOYABLE BAD! OR MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE IT WAS PLAYED SO DAMN MUCH, IT LITERALLY WAS THE ONLY I REMEMBER WATCHING MORE THAN ONCE! THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT IT WAS ALYSSA MILANO!!
Mary Jo had to undergo numerous plastic surgeries and other operations to fix the damage done to her face by the shooting. She wrote a book about the ordeal; ‘Getting It Through My Thick Skull: Why I Stayed, What I Learned, and What Millions of People Involved with Sociopaths Need to Know’ and remarried after dumping Joey’s ass.
Joey’s been in and out of trouble with the law, according to Wiki:
• In 1995, he pleaded no contest to a solicitation of prostitution charge and was fined and placed on probation for two years.
• In 2004, he was sentenced to a year in jail and five years of probation after pleading guilty to auto insurance fraud. As part of the sentence, he is prohibited from working in the auto body industry in California for the rest of his life.
• In August 2005, he was charged with illegal possession of ammunition. As a convicted felon, he is legally not permitted to own ammunition. Probation officers found the ammunition during a search of his home. He pleaded no contest and began serving his sentence on January 8, 2007. He was released on April 28, 2007. (WIKIPEDIA.ORG)
Joey finally admitted to sleeping with Amy while she was underage and only got mere months in prison.
He also got remarried. And made a sex tape with his wife.
Supposedly it was taken without Joey’s knowledge, but since research online has told me that the tape comes from many angles and camera movements; I call BULLSHIT on that one. Research also tells me that if ‘I value my eyesight, never watch it.’ (ADULT DVD TALK.COM)
So moving on to Amy:
After doing her time and having a fuckton of work done, she got married and had some kids, wrote some books and lived a normal life….
OH, FUCKING HELL! SHE’S DOING PORN TOO?!
Yea, after her husband supposedly sold off a ‘private tape’ to Red Light District Video, she apparently tried to divorce him because ‘she had no idea that the tape would get out’. I hate to admit, I’ve seen clips of this shit for research and I call BULLSHIT she had no idea, because the way she ‘acts’ is like a bad porno. She made more porn, stripped, did some reality TV and also… tried to get back with Joey for a reality show?! I SHIT YOU NOT, THESE TWO ASSHOLES LEFT THEIR SPOUSES TO SHOP AROUND A REALITY SHOW ABOUT THEM! AND SINCE THERE WAS LITERALLY NO INTEREST, THEY ‘BROKE UP’, GOT BACK WITH THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS AND ACTED LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED!!
Amy’s also gone on record saying that she ‘has no sympathy for MJ’, the woman she shot and who also was instrumental in getting her out of jail in the first place, because… ‘it’s not like she can feel the bullet in her head. I can’t feel the silicon in my breasts, so it doesn’t matter. She made more money than me.’
Yea, I know she was a teen when this happened, but Amy’s a dumbass.
And all this because MJ dared called her a pornstar. Amy also admitted that the getting back together with Joey was just for TV and ‘to piss off MJ’ more. Although she did bang Joey at the time, ‘but it wasn’t the same’. SOUND FUCKING FAMILIAR?!!!
So now Amy and her husband broke up and Amy’s doing webcam shows at home.
With the exception of Mary Jo…. FUCK THESE PEOPLE! THEY MAKE ME SICK!! I NEED A SHOWER NOW!!
THANKS FOR READING AND I’LL BE BACK SOON WITH ANOTHER MOVIE!! SEE YOU SOON!