George pulls up SOMEHOW KNOWING WHAT WAS GOING ON; FUCK IT! I DON’T CARE, HE PROCEEDS TO BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF SIMS, PUTS ELAINE IN THE CAR AND DRIVE HER TO THE LOFT FOR DINNER!--whaaaaaat? how the fuck did he know? are he and sims partners or some shit? i … can't…
They get back and he proceeds to romance the shit out of her, chick’s all giggly and what not. He tells her to just relax, he’ll make dinner and she’s free to look around, but the studio’s downstairs. --okay, her being in charge of his case is now officially a conflict of interest! i fucking doubt she'll be taken off it though. *SLAMS HEAD INTO WALL*
I REALLY HOPE HE’S NOT THE KILLER, YOU GUYS!--i'd be confused if he was, and confused if he wasn't! this movie makes no sense to me. lol.
They leave, without BLOWING ANY CANDLES OUT OR EVEN TURNING OFF THE STOVE OR ANYTHING! FUCKING HELL!--STUPID!!! i hate shit like that in movies. i noticed years ago that you NEVER see anyone lock their front door in movies or on tv shows, either. not even in horror movies, usually. it's fucked up. i wonder if this moron will come back to his place up in flames? probably not…
I GUESS IT’S SAFE TO SAY IT’S NOT THE PIMP AFTER ALL! --WHAT?!?! THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!! MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN…!! it's officially melting!
Turns out George is fucking broke, well at least he was until the book came out. Elaine’s yelling and crying all over the place; asking George where he went after she left last night and tells him she saw the car. She even tells him that since the girl was killed after he dropped her off; most likely she’s sitting with a killer right now AND FUCKING RUN THEN! HOLY SHIT, I GET HE’S FINE AND ALL; BUT IF YOU THINK HE’S A FUCKING KILLER WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL THE FUCKING COPS? --she really IS fucking stupid.
and..yet…she STILL fucks him?!?!? what is the MATTER with her??
EW!! HE KEEPS EARRINGS AS A TROPHY!! those are probably the earrings of all his murder victims!!! how is she this stupid?
i need chocolate!!
And Hansen happens to go down to the studio, just in time to see Elaine fixing herself and leaving. AWKWARD! And bitch doesn’t even tell him about the earrings as she runs out; no SHE ACTUALLY TAKES THEM IN HER BAG! SOOO… I’M GUESSING GEORGE MUST’VE TAPPED THAT; BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY WAY TO EXPLAIN HER HIDING EVIDENCE IN AN INVESTIGATION! Whatever, Elaine runs out the door with George asking ‘What about us?’--OH MY GOD! SHE'S LITERALLY HIDING THE FUCKING EVIDENCE?? that's it, i'm going to go get my tupperware bucket of truffles. LOL. i just…can't. you must've been screaming at the tv because i feel like screaming at the computer right now!!
The next day, she’s back in Caroline’s office and she shows her the earrings. But Caroline says that she tampered with evidence and actually obstructed justice; so it’s best to keep this to herself. WHA….? WHY? SHOULDN’T YOU JUST CALL THE COPS OR TELL THE JUDGE OR SOMETHING? AND WHY DID SHE GO TO CAROLINE AND NOT THE FUCKING COPS?! AND TO TOP THIS SHIT OFF; ELAINE ADMITS THAT SHE WASN’T WITH GEORGE THE NIGHT THE LAST HOOKER WAS KILLED! FUCKING HELL WOMAN, SHUT UP! WAS THE SEX REALLY THAT FUCKING BAD WITH GEORGE; BECAUSE YOU WERE ALL GUNG HO TO PROTECT HIM BEFORE THIS?! Then Caroline tells her that she’ll end up implicating George with all this new stuff and there’ll be a fucking mistrial, with Elaine being disbarred and all the evidence being deemed not admissible. --this shit, right here, just blew my fucking mind!
I don’t think even the writers of this movie knew what the fuck they were doing at this point; because I’m confused as fuck right now!--as am i, my friend, AS AM I!
She does call the cops, but George is gone by that point and she talks with Hansen about not wanting to press charges. Hanson tells her that Sims’ alibi checks out and that George is looking really good for all the murders; and if he really wants to get into her apartment sometime, HE WILL!--this shit right here is why, even though she's dumb as shit, she needs a whole mess of cops keeping an eye on her and making sure she's safe. this is BULLSHIT.
She ends up at the motel the girl lives at and runs into two men, who PUT HER IN A FUCKING VAN AND DRIVE HER AWAY! --WHAT!??!?!?!?!?!?! i fucking KNEW she should've had security!
Turns out the two guys that abducted Elaine were cops and HANSEN DIDN’T THINK OF ANY OTHER WAY TO GET HER TO THE SHELTA?! FUCKING HELL!--that is so beyond fucked up it isn't even close to being realistic!
Elaine tells all about the earrings and how she told Caroline about everything; and he tells her that the last hooker, Darla is actually there at the SHELTA! With her baby. They’re preparing to go back to her hometown and live; and Elaine asks her about the earrings George has. Darla says that Georgie boy liked to take them as keepsakes after banging all the girls and FUCKING EW!! THEY’RE FUCKING TEENAGERS; YOU SICK FUCK! WELL, I’M GUESSING THAT WAS ALL THE COLD SHOWER ELAINE NEEDED!--ew, i knew they were trophies!! and i'm still betting he's the serial killer!! at the very least, he's a straight up pedophile. lock his ass up!!
She opens it and we see it’s… A PHOTO OF HER ACTUALLY BEING THE ONE WHO KILLED SANDY, THE FIRST HOOKER!--WHOA!! holy plot twist, batman!! i didn't see that shit coming at ALL!!
I REALLY NEED TO START A TAG FOR MOVIES WITH PEOPLE FALLING OFF OF BALCONY’S, DON’T I ? THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH ONE! --you totally do!!!
and i hate to say it, maybe it's because i'm reading instead of watching, but this feels anticlimactic to me. still, thank fucking goodness, because this movie just fucked my mind!
They figure out that she’s probably the one who killed them all, but Hansen doesn’t believe it EVEN THE EVIDENCE IS POINTING TO HER AND NOT GEORGE! FUCKING HELL!--oh for fuck sake!!
Elaine asks if he killed the other girls and framed Caroline; but he’s all: ‘It doesn’t matter, but if she really wants to know the truth; in a few years the girls would have been dead anyway and no one would have cared. Now everyone will see the girls in life like he did’. I’m so confused, did he kill the others? Did Caroline? Were they working together?--i…don't…understand…and also, he's an asshole!
And George calls to congratulate her, as he develops photos of her sleeping because he’s a fucking creepy bastard now.--EW!!!!!
the end made me fucking laugh, you're so awesome! this movie was waaaay fucked up. i still don't understand this shit!! bravo for getting through it!!
and i hated that they talked to her like she was a fucking kid, too. she's a grown ass woman!! sure, she's stupid as hell, BUT SHE IS STILL A GROWN WOMAN!!!
this shit right here is why, even though she's dumb as shit, she needs a whole mess of cops keeping an eye on her and making sure she's safe. this is BULLSHIT. -Especially since they know George is obessessed with her!
hat is so beyond fucked up it isn't even close to being realistic!-I had to actually rewind the fucking movie to understand what was going the fuck on!
WHOA!! holy plot twist, batman!! i didn't see that shit coming at ALL!! -Me either and since there was no build up to it, I'm guessing it was a re-written ending!
you totally do!!! -I wonder how many more movies are gonna have it?
but this feels anticlimactic to me. still, thank fucking goodness, because this movie just fucked my mind! -I watched this movie about three times and it still made no sense!
he end made me fucking laugh, you're so awesome! this movie was waaaay fucked up. i still don't understand this shit!! bravo for getting through it!!
and i hated that they talked to her like she was a fucking kid, too. she's a grown ass woman!! sure, she's stupid as hell, BUT SHE IS STILL A GROWN WOMAN!!! -Thank you, glad you liked them all and commented! It means a lot to me and I hope they made you feel better! I have no idea what to make of this movie at all!
WHAT?!?! THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!! MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN…!! it's officially melting! -I had no clue the whole damn movie! Still don't!
he really IS fucking stupid.
and..yet…she STILL fucks him?!?!? what is the MATTER with her??=And I'm assuming he tapped dat ass, but since the movie cuts out I have no idea! The one time I actually want some smut with my movie and they don't deliver. No, but FOUR FUCKING POISON IVY MOVIES, AND A SHIT STRIPPER MOVIE ARE BORDERLINE SOFTCORE PORN AND THIS SHIT DOESN'T DELIVER THE FUCKING SMUT?! FUCKING HELL!
OH MY GOD! SHE'S LITERALLY HIDING THE FUCKING EVIDENCE?? that's it, i'm going to go get my tupperware bucket of truffles. LOL. i just…can't. you must've been screaming at the tv because i feel like screaming at the computer right now!! -I really was, because at this point it's fucking obvious George's fine ass is a killer and Elaine is too dick whipped to notice!
They get back and he proceeds to romance the shit out of her, chick’s all giggly and what not. He tells her to just relax, he’ll make dinner and she’s free to look around, but the studio’s downstairs. --okay, her being in charge of his case is now officially a conflict of interest! i fucking doubt she'll be taken off it though. *SLAMS HEAD INTO WALL*
I REALLY HOPE HE’S NOT THE KILLER, YOU GUYS!--i'd be confused if he was, and confused if he wasn't! this movie makes no sense to me. lol.
They leave, without BLOWING ANY CANDLES OUT OR EVEN TURNING OFF THE STOVE OR ANYTHING! FUCKING HELL!--STUPID!!! i hate shit like that in movies. i noticed years ago that you NEVER see anyone lock their front door in movies or on tv shows, either. not even in horror movies, usually. it's fucked up. i wonder if this moron will come back to his place up in flames? probably not…
I GUESS IT’S SAFE TO SAY IT’S NOT THE PIMP AFTER ALL! --WHAT?!?! THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!! MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN…!! it's officially melting!
Turns out George is fucking broke, well at least he was until the book came out. Elaine’s yelling and crying all over the place; asking George where he went after she left last night and tells him she saw the car. She even tells him that since the girl was killed after he dropped her off; most likely she’s sitting with a killer right now AND FUCKING RUN THEN! HOLY SHIT, I GET HE’S FINE AND ALL; BUT IF YOU THINK HE’S A FUCKING KILLER WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL THE FUCKING COPS? --she really IS fucking stupid.
and..yet…she STILL fucks him?!?!? what is the MATTER with her??
EW!! HE KEEPS EARRINGS AS A TROPHY!! those are probably the earrings of all his murder victims!!! how is she this stupid?
i need chocolate!!
And Hansen happens to go down to the studio, just in time to see Elaine fixing herself and leaving. AWKWARD! And bitch doesn’t even tell him about the earrings as she runs out; no SHE ACTUALLY TAKES THEM IN HER BAG! SOOO… I’M GUESSING GEORGE MUST’VE TAPPED THAT; BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY WAY TO EXPLAIN HER HIDING EVIDENCE IN AN INVESTIGATION! Whatever, Elaine runs out the door with George asking ‘What about us?’--OH MY GOD! SHE'S LITERALLY HIDING THE FUCKING EVIDENCE?? that's it, i'm going to go get my tupperware bucket of truffles. LOL. i just…can't. you must've been screaming at the tv because i feel like screaming at the computer right now!!
The next day, she’s back in Caroline’s office and she shows her the earrings. But Caroline says that she tampered with evidence and actually obstructed justice; so it’s best to keep this to herself. WHA….? WHY? SHOULDN’T YOU JUST CALL THE COPS OR TELL THE JUDGE OR SOMETHING? AND WHY DID SHE GO TO CAROLINE AND NOT THE FUCKING COPS?! AND TO TOP THIS SHIT OFF; ELAINE ADMITS THAT SHE WASN’T WITH GEORGE THE NIGHT THE LAST HOOKER WAS KILLED! FUCKING HELL WOMAN, SHUT UP! WAS THE SEX REALLY THAT FUCKING BAD WITH GEORGE; BECAUSE YOU WERE ALL GUNG HO TO PROTECT HIM BEFORE THIS?! Then Caroline tells her that she’ll end up implicating George with all this new stuff and there’ll be a fucking mistrial, with Elaine being disbarred and all the evidence being deemed not admissible. --this shit, right here, just blew my fucking mind!
I don’t think even the writers of this movie knew what the fuck they were doing at this point; because I’m confused as fuck right now!--as am i, my friend, AS AM I!
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She ends up at the motel the girl lives at and runs into two men, who PUT HER IN A FUCKING VAN AND DRIVE HER AWAY! --WHAT!??!?!?!?!?!?! i fucking KNEW she should've had security!
Turns out the two guys that abducted Elaine were cops and HANSEN DIDN’T THINK OF ANY OTHER WAY TO GET HER TO THE SHELTA?! FUCKING HELL!--that is so beyond fucked up it isn't even close to being realistic!
Elaine tells all about the earrings and how she told Caroline about everything; and he tells her that the last hooker, Darla is actually there at the SHELTA! With her baby. They’re preparing to go back to her hometown and live; and Elaine asks her about the earrings George has. Darla says that Georgie boy liked to take them as keepsakes after banging all the girls and FUCKING EW!! THEY’RE FUCKING TEENAGERS; YOU SICK FUCK! WELL, I’M GUESSING THAT WAS ALL THE COLD SHOWER ELAINE NEEDED!--ew, i knew they were trophies!! and i'm still betting he's the serial killer!! at the very least, he's a straight up pedophile. lock his ass up!!
She opens it and we see it’s… A PHOTO OF HER ACTUALLY BEING THE ONE WHO KILLED SANDY, THE FIRST HOOKER!--WHOA!! holy plot twist, batman!! i didn't see that shit coming at ALL!!
I REALLY NEED TO START A TAG FOR MOVIES WITH PEOPLE FALLING OFF OF BALCONY’S, DON’T I ? THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH ONE! --you totally do!!!
and i hate to say it, maybe it's because i'm reading instead of watching, but this feels anticlimactic to me. still, thank fucking goodness, because this movie just fucked my mind!
They figure out that she’s probably the one who killed them all, but Hansen doesn’t believe it EVEN THE EVIDENCE IS POINTING TO HER AND NOT GEORGE! FUCKING HELL!--oh for fuck sake!!
Elaine asks if he killed the other girls and framed Caroline; but he’s all: ‘It doesn’t matter, but if she really wants to know the truth; in a few years the girls would have been dead anyway and no one would have cared. Now everyone will see the girls in life like he did’. I’m so confused, did he kill the others? Did Caroline? Were they working together?--i…don't…understand…and also, he's an asshole!
And George calls to congratulate her, as he develops photos of her sleeping because he’s a fucking creepy bastard now.--EW!!!!!
the end made me fucking laugh, you're so awesome!
this movie was waaaay fucked up. i still don't understand this shit!! bravo for getting through it!!
and i hated that they talked to her like she was a fucking kid, too. she's a grown ass woman!! sure, she's stupid as hell, BUT SHE IS STILL A GROWN WOMAN!!!
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-Especially since they know George is obessessed with her!
hat is so beyond fucked up it isn't even close to being realistic!-I had to actually rewind the fucking movie to understand what was going the fuck on!
WHOA!! holy plot twist, batman!! i didn't see that shit coming at ALL!!
-Me either and since there was no build up to it, I'm guessing it was a re-written ending!
you totally do!!!
-I wonder how many more movies are gonna have it?
but this feels anticlimactic to me. still, thank fucking goodness, because this movie just fucked my mind!
-I watched this movie about three times and it still made no sense!
he end made me fucking laugh, you're so awesome!
this movie was waaaay fucked up. i still don't understand this shit!! bravo for getting through it!!
and i hated that they talked to her like she was a fucking kid, too. she's a grown ass woman!! sure, she's stupid as hell, BUT SHE IS STILL A GROWN WOMAN!!!
-Thank you, glad you liked them all and commented! It means a lot to me and I hope they made you feel better! I have no idea what to make of this movie at all!
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-I had no clue the whole damn movie! Still don't!
he really IS fucking stupid.
and..yet…she STILL fucks him?!?!? what is the MATTER with her??=And I'm assuming he tapped dat ass, but since the movie cuts out I have no idea! The one time I actually want some smut with my movie and they don't deliver. No, but FOUR FUCKING POISON IVY MOVIES, AND A SHIT STRIPPER MOVIE ARE BORDERLINE SOFTCORE PORN AND THIS SHIT DOESN'T DELIVER THE FUCKING SMUT?! FUCKING HELL!
OH MY GOD! SHE'S LITERALLY HIDING THE FUCKING EVIDENCE?? that's it, i'm going to go get my tupperware bucket of truffles. LOL. i just…can't. you must've been screaming at the tv because i feel like screaming at the computer right now!!
-I really was, because at this point it's fucking obvious George's fine ass is a killer and Elaine is too dick whipped to notice!
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