Clear Spongy things on glass
As many of you probably know, the internet is a fantastic work deterrent. One of the best ways to avoid work is to screw around online for hours upon hours upon hours. For the most part, absolutely nothing comes from such "cybernetic outings", however, here are some results of spending too much time on the internet.
Ever since Micheal Moore told me that the mainstream news is stupid, I've hated it. So, like many young Americans, I turn to the internet to hear the latest scoop on who's getting blown up. As we all know, the internet is an endless sea of TV fansites and insane fetishes. In the course of finding some news, I often happen upon a headline that's so ridiculous it makes me laugh out loud. I've started to compile such headlines, and hope to some day have the world's greatest collection of stupid internet headlines. Here's what I have so far:
Caterpillars could stem cocaine production
School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon
Natalie Portman Angers Jews
Giant Popsicle Melts, Floods New York Park
Grandfather kills leopard with his hands
I read all of these articles, only the leopard one stuck with me. The leopard attacked the old man. They wrestled for a while until the guy grabbed the leopards tounge and ripped it out with his bare hands. I hope I'm that hardcore when I'm older.
I was gonna add a whole different part to this update, but I'll end it here for brevity.
Ever since Micheal Moore told me that the mainstream news is stupid, I've hated it. So, like many young Americans, I turn to the internet to hear the latest scoop on who's getting blown up. As we all know, the internet is an endless sea of TV fansites and insane fetishes. In the course of finding some news, I often happen upon a headline that's so ridiculous it makes me laugh out loud. I've started to compile such headlines, and hope to some day have the world's greatest collection of stupid internet headlines. Here's what I have so far:
Caterpillars could stem cocaine production
School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon
Natalie Portman Angers Jews
Giant Popsicle Melts, Floods New York Park
Grandfather kills leopard with his hands
I read all of these articles, only the leopard one stuck with me. The leopard attacked the old man. They wrestled for a while until the guy grabbed the leopards tounge and ripped it out with his bare hands. I hope I'm that hardcore when I'm older.
I was gonna add a whole different part to this update, but I'll end it here for brevity.