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Have I gone blind? Avril didn't update last night? Shoot. So Elisha and I took that long houred plane ride to Asia to visit Avril. It didn't seem that long of a journey since half the time we were having sex. It was pretty hot. Elisha does this thing when she orgasms where she squeaks like an injured bird. I couldn't help but laugh in her face about it. The guy sitting in front of us was watching us make out so we went into that small bathroom in the way back of the plane. I hate those little bathrooms they are always so dirty. And everything is wet. I'm like can guys aim at all? I heard that if you flush the plane toilet while you're still on it your ass comes off. I wanted to try it but I kind of like my ass. So we landed in the afternoon and Avril met us up at the airport. Evan was with her but he wasn't there for me he was there for Elisha. Avril and I kind of walked together making fun of all the Chinese people who looked like Wong. It took us nearly an hour to get out of the airport because Avril and Evan had to keep signing autographs. A handful of people recognized me and asked me for one. Do they even play Gilmore Girls in Asia? Oh maybe it's because of Tuck Everlasting. Elisha was just standing there shaking their hands and saying 'what hey i was in are you afraid of the dark!' It was pretty funny. I almost peed. Mandy is coming on Sunday so I'm excited to see her. She really needs some cheering up right now.
The place we're staying at is really nice. I guess you could say Avril hooked us up. Pretty soon it's going to be Avril, Mandy, Elisha and I all under the same roof. Watch out Asia. We're going to come all over you.
The place we're staying at is really nice. I guess you could say Avril hooked us up. Pretty soon it's going to be Avril, Mandy, Elisha and I all under the same roof. Watch out Asia. We're going to come all over you.