311: Arousal Pill - Lusitania
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Title: Arousal Pill
Name: Hinamori Momo and Hitsugaya Taicho, KyorakuTaicho
Suethor: Lusitania
Pairings: Toshiro/Momo
Stats: 3,834 words, 32 reviews, 45 favorites and 5 follows
Rating: Gin
Appearance: Like canon.
Background: There is an accident at twelth division and certain medicinces get mixed up. (Why Momo is picking up medicine rather then someone from the forth is beyond me. Yes... the fifth division is in charge of the mail, but it hasn't been mailed.) For some reason Momo touches the stuff and becomes hyper. Momo suddenly starts sexually harassing Toshiro. (How this is supposed to be romantic I haven't a clue.) Toshiro is now a “man” because he's done it... uhh not really, and I think Kyoraku taicho would be more concerned about Toshiro participating in such activities. Yes, he's horny... but he knows Toshiro is a kid too. He then confesses to her because she asks why he cares so much. (Momo doesn't have to ask such a question because they grew up in the same house hold when they were younger.)
Sue Qualifications: Apparently adrenaline is what causes people to become horny and not increases in hormones. Scientific fail there. Actually, I don't think the Suethor understands what adrenaline does because Momo becomes hyper. Adrenaline increases your strength people.
Annoying Attributes: One of the things the summary says is this. “But, do they really need a medicine to express their love for each other?” I say yes as the two have a sibling relationship with each oher. On the positive side, at least the romantic feelings weren't slamed into the readers face as if they were fact.
Sample:
12th Division laboratory…
"Ehehehehehehehehhh…..it's done…it's finally done. Look Nemu, the medicine that has the ability to send a violent rush of adrenaline!!!" Kurotsochi Mayuri laughed maliciously as he held the test tube containing a purple liquid in front of his vice captain, smiling like a maniac.
"Hai Mayuri-sama, truly a breakthrough in the world of science" Nemu responded in a monotone voice.
"That's right. Now, to test for side effects, I would like you to drink--" the scientist was cut off as he tripped, letting go of the test tube which fell to the ground and broke into pieces, spilling the liquid onto the floor.
"Are you alright, Mayuri-sama" Nemu questioned, approaching her captain.