This was actually kind of a riot, in Lori’s opinion.

Mr. Aizen had sent her an email in the usual style - formal, mildly friendly, full of details that Lori just itched to pass on to the person at subject, because, well, it’d be funny. Nothing like telling so-and-so from Accounting, or whoever else had specifically annoyed Aizen, that ( Read more... )

Title: Club Kids
Characters: Lilynette (inb4pedobear, Kon (fanfare)
Timeline: June 30, 2007
Rating: R
Summary: Lilynette and Kon meet in the bathroom of a club for a round that could go down in history as The Most Awkward Not-Sex Ever.

( Fridays were always Lilynette’s favorite day, second only to Saturdays and her birthday. )

Log Title: I'll Show You a Good Time
Characters: Kon (fanfare), Tatsuki (haku)
Timeline: June 26, 2007
Rating: PG
Summary: Tatsuki finds her newest target.

( That, and being roly-poly and paunchy, or sharing a resemblance to beached whales, didn’t exactly pull in the girls. )

Log Title: Actually, I'm Not Ichigo
Characters: Kon (fanfare), Rukia (haku)
Timeline: June 23, 2007
Rating: PG
Summary: Rukia finds an Ichigo clone and warns him off having a little too much fun with the resemblance.

( Besides, if you're just doing this to pick up his fans, well. )

Title: Elevators Are Fun

Characters: Halibel [kendraxplague], Kon [fanfare]
Timeline: June 20, 2007
Rating: G
Summary: Kon attempts to talk legitimate business with Halibel in an elevator. She is not impressed.

( Kon was in a six-by-four box with Big Boobies, and she had skills he needed to use. )

Title: Of the Skanky Persuasion

Characters: Chizuru [singmetechno], Lori [fanfare]
Timeline: June 20th, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Chizuru finally lands an interview with Aizen, only to find Lori instead. Luckily, Lori’s goofs prove useful to her column anyway.

( What isn’t your type about incredibly attractive men? )

Title: Mistaken Identities?!
Characters: Hiyori (kendraxplague, Kon (fanfare)
Timeline: June 21, 2007
Rating: PG
Summary: Kon masquerades as Ichigo, and tries to get laid. Unfortunately, the person he goes after is Hiyori.

( ''The fuck're ya doin', Kurostupid?'' )

Log Title: Just Charge Through
Characters: Lori [
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Log Title: Some Meeting
Characters: Cirucci (shinigamikender) and Lori (fanfare)
Timeline: January 15, 2007
Rating: PG
Summary: After being kicked out of the Arrancar and getting a letter threatening her place at Hougyoku Records, Cirucci goes to Aizen’s office, only to find Lori there instead.

( Dark, bird-like eyes fixed on the girl behind the desk, ''Where is he?'' )

Log Title: On the Subject of Wrist Slashers and Magazines
Characters involved: Zael (evilchiapet), Lori(fanfare)
Timeline: May 29, 2007
Rating: PG
Summary: Zael and Lori have a meeting together.

( You can do the whole boy-band thing. You can be the quiet one, Ulquiorra can be the tragic one, Grimmjow the violent bastard, you get the idea )