Scrawled in a loose hand on the pages of a maimed and singed oilcloth-wrapped journal. It's cover and page margins are scrawled over with doodles of kittens. Some of these are, unfortunately, pink.

This particular entry has kittens AND hearts. It's disgraceful.

Dear Diary,

He's stepped out to fetch breakfast, and so I opened you to make this entry.  ( Read more... )

Scrawled in a loose hand on the pages of a maimed and singed oilcloth-wrapped journal. It's cover and page margins are scrawled over with doodles of kittens. Some of these are, unfortunately, pink.

Dear Diary,

I never once thought I'd see something to actually put The Apple's guns to shame. FOUR artillery shells in as many minutes, before the thing ( Read more... )