Put your hands behind your head and step away from the pun.
So I've been sick for the past few days.
I thought about expressing to the world that "I've caught death", meaning that I've contracted death. It then occured to me that it could be misconstrued that I somehow caputred Death instead. That is simply not the case. So then I thought, how would I catch Death? Well I could use a Deathtrap to catch death. And there is another horrible pun. So now I'm being plagued with coughing, fever, sore throat, and bad puns. Life's a bitch. And then you die. Unless of course Death death is stuck in a Deathtrap. I guess at that point you just suffer. I'm going to eat a pizza.
I thought about expressing to the world that "I've caught death", meaning that I've contracted death. It then occured to me that it could be misconstrued that I somehow caputred Death instead. That is simply not the case. So then I thought, how would I catch Death? Well I could use a Deathtrap to catch death. And there is another horrible pun. So now I'm being plagued with coughing, fever, sore throat, and bad puns. Life's a bitch. And then you die. Unless of course Death death is stuck in a Deathtrap. I guess at that point you just suffer. I'm going to eat a pizza.