I’ve been receiving the obnoxious car warranty scam calls for quite some time. I added the number they call from to my phone’s address book so I would know at once that it was them calling. I accepted the most recent two from them. The first time, I asked them to remove me from their list. The second time, which came the same day, I demanded ( Read more... )

Jerry Falwell is dead.

scha·den·freu·de -noun
satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else's misfortune.

Who the hell listens to Fiona Apple? Seriously. You have to be a very self-indulgent bitch to listen to Fiona Apple.

( Tee hee. )

Apparently a true story. Utterly hilarious, either way.

The subject was philosophy. Nietzsche, a philosopher well known for his dislike of Christianity and famous for his statement that 'god is dead,' was the topic. Professor Hagen was lecturing and outside a thunderstorm was raging. It was a good one. Flashes of lighting were followed closely ( Read more... )

The war is still over, but this is too funny to not post.

"KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday ( Read more... )

Clickie

Whoa. o_O

Edit: Instead of posting a spam of entries as I go through my morning links routine, I'm just going to edit this one. This is hilarious. A father taught his 4-year old daughter to say "I pwned a n00b" when playing a prank on someone.

Oh Danae...

( *whistles innocently* )

This is for my religious friends, and relates to my continual bashing of their religion. This, in and of itself, does not address the topic of religion, though, so I encourage those who would normally (and, in my mind, annoyingly) gloss over a religious entry from me to read this.

( The Little Bird )

This is hilarious. Apparently, they were going to do an interview to get the opinion of a guy called Mr. Kewney, editor of Newswireless.net. But when the floor manager rushed off to get the guy onto the set, he got the cab driver instead! And the cab driver tried to bluff his way through the whole thing.

This sums up my issues with Catholicism nicely.