my lovemaking with jake gyllenhal
guess what mofos
october has been a good month for meeting famous people for me. first it was ben folds. well, i was 10 feet away from the little guy. i didn't meet him, but i was very close. wonderfully close.
next, i met michael moore. fan-fucking-tastic. he rocks. as well as 'the awful truth'. i think he liked my "not my president" t-shirt. he smiled. he's jolly.
Then, folks, last night i met one of the most talented and hottest actors out there. yes, ladies and gentlemen, i met jake fucking gyllenhal last night at MU. he spoke about why kerry and edwards is the right choice for america. it was alright. he's kinda shy. the speech was quick. not as great as i imagined. but then, after waiting for 1 hour, i had my picture taken with him, asked about his dog, and gave him a pink breast cancer bracelet. so when you see his picture and he's wearing that pink bracelet, remember that i gave him that. don't fucking forget it.
it was amazing. absolutely amazing. he's adorable. doug got his tattoo signed and told jake, "if i were gay, i'd fuck you." jake laughed and patted him on the back. i'm sure he was petrified. doug rocks.
pray for my g-ma. she's not doing all that well.
have a great weekend before doomsday. remember to vote. make the right (err...left) choice.
love,
nora "aka i gave mr jake his pink bracelet" pilak
october has been a good month for meeting famous people for me. first it was ben folds. well, i was 10 feet away from the little guy. i didn't meet him, but i was very close. wonderfully close.
next, i met michael moore. fan-fucking-tastic. he rocks. as well as 'the awful truth'. i think he liked my "not my president" t-shirt. he smiled. he's jolly.
Then, folks, last night i met one of the most talented and hottest actors out there. yes, ladies and gentlemen, i met jake fucking gyllenhal last night at MU. he spoke about why kerry and edwards is the right choice for america. it was alright. he's kinda shy. the speech was quick. not as great as i imagined. but then, after waiting for 1 hour, i had my picture taken with him, asked about his dog, and gave him a pink breast cancer bracelet. so when you see his picture and he's wearing that pink bracelet, remember that i gave him that. don't fucking forget it.
it was amazing. absolutely amazing. he's adorable. doug got his tattoo signed and told jake, "if i were gay, i'd fuck you." jake laughed and patted him on the back. i'm sure he was petrified. doug rocks.
pray for my g-ma. she's not doing all that well.
have a great weekend before doomsday. remember to vote. make the right (err...left) choice.
love,
nora "aka i gave mr jake his pink bracelet" pilak