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Man, I have been going triple crazy recently, with the weather getting cool then hot then cool again. DAMMIT MAKE UP YOUR MIND. I mean don't get me wrong, I love the shit out of nature but I sure as hell HATE mother nature. She is a bitch.
So anyway this weed I've been tokin for the past few weeks has been hella good. It makes me so fucked up I feel like I'm trippin balls a little bit. Kinda fuzzy.
I went to this ladies condo today and found out that she works for Wendy's, you know the burger place. And she owned that condo, it was hers, she paid for it. Did I mention she worked for Wendy's in the Sales and Marketing department. yeah apparently there is a future for burger flippers.
Went to the house last night, and got really baked with Kitty Kronic, Rot Scrutherford, Katie Kaboom, and the rest of the house, (apologies for having to remain nameless at this time) and I must say those are good people, the type of people that everyone needs to know.
By the by I've found that I miss sleeping in quite a bit, it has been far too long since I've slept in for hours, now the best I can hope for is 15 extra minutes.
Ever wished you could disconnect your penis/vagina and reattach is else were on your body, I do. I'd wear my dong on my forehead for a day, and when people are like "HEY YOU HAVE A PENIS ON YOU FORE HEAD, I'M OFFENDED." I'll look in a mirror and be like "what are you talking about I don't see a dick on my forehead, HOMO!!"
I look forward to the day that I'll be able to huck a steak from my front yard and knock my nephew's glasses off his head while he's riding on some mexican kids bike with him.
Well I guess I ought to go ahead and address this issue because I know its been on everyones minds. Despite the fluctuating gas prices, I will continue buying gas myself. I have no intentions of making this a pay-per-view blog, I COULD pass the cost of keeping this thing running onto you, and I COULD just shut down the whole operation all together. BUT I WON'T, I will keep on truckin til the internet explodes and web life as we know it comes to an end.
Ever think about how much money sunblock companies would make if the internet stopped forever. All those pasty white geeks that porn-surf all day would make their way outside and immediately become one big walking blister. So lets hope the l33ter5 never have to deal with this scary thought of the internet ceasing to be.
And.....I'm.....SPENT!!
So anyway this weed I've been tokin for the past few weeks has been hella good. It makes me so fucked up I feel like I'm trippin balls a little bit. Kinda fuzzy.
I went to this ladies condo today and found out that she works for Wendy's, you know the burger place. And she owned that condo, it was hers, she paid for it. Did I mention she worked for Wendy's in the Sales and Marketing department. yeah apparently there is a future for burger flippers.
Went to the house last night, and got really baked with Kitty Kronic, Rot Scrutherford, Katie Kaboom, and the rest of the house, (apologies for having to remain nameless at this time) and I must say those are good people, the type of people that everyone needs to know.
By the by I've found that I miss sleeping in quite a bit, it has been far too long since I've slept in for hours, now the best I can hope for is 15 extra minutes.
Ever wished you could disconnect your penis/vagina and reattach is else were on your body, I do. I'd wear my dong on my forehead for a day, and when people are like "HEY YOU HAVE A PENIS ON YOU FORE HEAD, I'M OFFENDED." I'll look in a mirror and be like "what are you talking about I don't see a dick on my forehead, HOMO!!"
I look forward to the day that I'll be able to huck a steak from my front yard and knock my nephew's glasses off his head while he's riding on some mexican kids bike with him.
Well I guess I ought to go ahead and address this issue because I know its been on everyones minds. Despite the fluctuating gas prices, I will continue buying gas myself. I have no intentions of making this a pay-per-view blog, I COULD pass the cost of keeping this thing running onto you, and I COULD just shut down the whole operation all together. BUT I WON'T, I will keep on truckin til the internet explodes and web life as we know it comes to an end.
Ever think about how much money sunblock companies would make if the internet stopped forever. All those pasty white geeks that porn-surf all day would make their way outside and immediately become one big walking blister. So lets hope the l33ter5 never have to deal with this scary thought of the internet ceasing to be.
And.....I'm.....SPENT!!