Been so long...since...last......post
Oh lordy, i have been working my ass off and have had no time to post in the past weeks. I'll make this a good one.
I've been tokin this bud for the past coupla weeks and I gotta say, DAMN!!, it has been many a moon since I got this high. It's been like the first time. You know the everything is funny, time distortion, munchies, lack of simple knowledge high you got your first time and occasionally get after smoking like an oz. of african burning bush. Well thats been every night for me for the past two weeks. Booyah.
In other news, I got another new pipe. (promise i'll get those pictures up someday) It's a sweet carb spoon with a deep bowl. It's got like this bitching blue swirl design but the awesome part is that it have silver leaf blown into the glass so that portions of it are all shiny ans shit. I've named it Hoopajupe.
In other news II:electric bugaloo, I have been courting this sweet little thing and I must say all is going quite well indeed. I dare say that this may be the only woman I've met that I think I could honestly settle down with. Beautiful beyond description and all around a nice caring girl. She like to get trashed, and have fun but she's also grounded. The perfect woman. And all I can think about ever time I see her is, "Blarney, what did you do, how did you get this vixen to even talk to you, let alone date you. It must be my charm." because I hate to have to gloat, but I am one charming bastard. I always warn my friends, I tell them to make sure their girlfriends aren't around when I lay on the charm real thick because it would just ruin their relationships. Plus I can't have ALL these girls lusting after me, I mean I am only one man, I can only do so much.
I watched Wallace and Gromit the other night, stoned out of my head as usual, and good God that is one funny movie for a stoner. I mean clay-mation is by far the entertainment that God himself no doubt tunes into. Very funny stuff.
Teletubbies, OH MY GOD!! This show is funny, scary, confusing, and hypnotic all at the same time. From what I can gather, because I've never actually seen it sober, is that these four alien things live in a hole on some government facility, but the aliens are really ignorant so they find pleasure in simple thing. They don't speak real english so you can't really understand them, and somehow The Overlord is a baby that resides in the sun and looks down upon the aliens, who have taken upon themselves the task of entertaining The Overlord. Plus it's really freaky that these big aliens have like plastic faces or something, but they blink. I can tell you one thing, I would be commiting psychological suicide if I watched Teletubbies whilst trippin balls, I mean the music, and the color overload, and the british accents would make me fall into a trip so bad, my mind would no doubt collapse.
Props to me, I got a position promotion. I'm now a salesman, and that means I can make more money, and that means I can buy more weed, and that means that I can smoke my friends out more, and that means world peace. I'm a saint. But I would want to be known as Blarney The Taint Saint. And centuries from now, in some catholic school somewhere, the nun/teacher would be like, "...and this is Saint Blarney of the Taint, he is known for bringing about world peace because he smoked out a lot of people in his day."
You like corndogs? I do. Corndogs are just about a perfect food, think about it. It's a hot food, consisting of bread and meat, and you can top it with a condiment, AND it's totally portable. IT'S GOT ITS OWN STICK!! I mean wow whoever invented corndogs surely must've won a Nobel Prize.
Would you like to know what else is a good thing? Irish Spring soap. I don't want/mean to sound gay or anything, but honestly that soap smells damn good.
Ok, I think you've had enough :: I'll tell you when I've had enough :: Hey chill out man, I'll call a cab for you :: I don't need a cab, I can handle myself :: I don't really thing thats a good idea man :: Hey stay away from me :: Look man I just wanna get you home safe :: I SAID GET AWAY FORM ME :: Ok, ok but don't say I didn't warn you ~~ and that was the last time that bar ever say Princess Diana.
Amen
I've been tokin this bud for the past coupla weeks and I gotta say, DAMN!!, it has been many a moon since I got this high. It's been like the first time. You know the everything is funny, time distortion, munchies, lack of simple knowledge high you got your first time and occasionally get after smoking like an oz. of african burning bush. Well thats been every night for me for the past two weeks. Booyah.
In other news, I got another new pipe. (promise i'll get those pictures up someday) It's a sweet carb spoon with a deep bowl. It's got like this bitching blue swirl design but the awesome part is that it have silver leaf blown into the glass so that portions of it are all shiny ans shit. I've named it Hoopajupe.
In other news II:electric bugaloo, I have been courting this sweet little thing and I must say all is going quite well indeed. I dare say that this may be the only woman I've met that I think I could honestly settle down with. Beautiful beyond description and all around a nice caring girl. She like to get trashed, and have fun but she's also grounded. The perfect woman. And all I can think about ever time I see her is, "Blarney, what did you do, how did you get this vixen to even talk to you, let alone date you. It must be my charm." because I hate to have to gloat, but I am one charming bastard. I always warn my friends, I tell them to make sure their girlfriends aren't around when I lay on the charm real thick because it would just ruin their relationships. Plus I can't have ALL these girls lusting after me, I mean I am only one man, I can only do so much.
I watched Wallace and Gromit the other night, stoned out of my head as usual, and good God that is one funny movie for a stoner. I mean clay-mation is by far the entertainment that God himself no doubt tunes into. Very funny stuff.
Teletubbies, OH MY GOD!! This show is funny, scary, confusing, and hypnotic all at the same time. From what I can gather, because I've never actually seen it sober, is that these four alien things live in a hole on some government facility, but the aliens are really ignorant so they find pleasure in simple thing. They don't speak real english so you can't really understand them, and somehow The Overlord is a baby that resides in the sun and looks down upon the aliens, who have taken upon themselves the task of entertaining The Overlord. Plus it's really freaky that these big aliens have like plastic faces or something, but they blink. I can tell you one thing, I would be commiting psychological suicide if I watched Teletubbies whilst trippin balls, I mean the music, and the color overload, and the british accents would make me fall into a trip so bad, my mind would no doubt collapse.
Props to me, I got a position promotion. I'm now a salesman, and that means I can make more money, and that means I can buy more weed, and that means that I can smoke my friends out more, and that means world peace. I'm a saint. But I would want to be known as Blarney The Taint Saint. And centuries from now, in some catholic school somewhere, the nun/teacher would be like, "...and this is Saint Blarney of the Taint, he is known for bringing about world peace because he smoked out a lot of people in his day."
You like corndogs? I do. Corndogs are just about a perfect food, think about it. It's a hot food, consisting of bread and meat, and you can top it with a condiment, AND it's totally portable. IT'S GOT ITS OWN STICK!! I mean wow whoever invented corndogs surely must've won a Nobel Prize.
Would you like to know what else is a good thing? Irish Spring soap. I don't want/mean to sound gay or anything, but honestly that soap smells damn good.
Ok, I think you've had enough :: I'll tell you when I've had enough :: Hey chill out man, I'll call a cab for you :: I don't need a cab, I can handle myself :: I don't really thing thats a good idea man :: Hey stay away from me :: Look man I just wanna get you home safe :: I SAID GET AWAY FORM ME :: Ok, ok but don't say I didn't warn you ~~ and that was the last time that bar ever say Princess Diana.
Amen