Cats and Femininity

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D bought Hercules a new collar yesterday since his old one mysteriously showed up broken beside the litter box on Friday afternoon. He said he had to "de-feminize" it since they did not have a very vast selection of cat collars at Walmart, which forced him to buy a denim one which had a heart charm on it and in D's opinion it was obviously intended for a girl cat. After doing some modifications to remove the "girly-parts" of the collar, it is now fit for a "manly man" cat (so says D). Men are weird. They are way too obsessed w/ being perceived as demonstrating any kind of typically feminine traits since that must mean for sure that they are harboring some kind of repressed homosexual tendencies.

Boy am I tired. Goodnight lambs.