I found this.....so.... HAPPY VD........hahahahhahaha....VD.....
- Love is the second single from Ashley Simpson's second album, I Am Me.
- Love is why Xanex and red wine will be together forever - in my stomach. At least until they pump it.
- Love is that itching, burningsensation when you pee. Some might call it "The clap" but I don't speakspanish, so I call it love.
- Love is not kissing your clients on the lips.
- Love is like underwear: not completely necessary for a good time.
- Love is sensational, epic, whimsical, and endless. No, wait, that's The Chronicles of Narnia.
- Love is a person who gives you blow jobs and tells you how funny you are. (she may also give you cash)
- Love is like a big sack full ofwhite castle slyders. Both are sought while you are drunk off your assand while great at first, in the end you will wonder what the hell youhad been thinking.
- Love is not having to pay forsex, but instead having to pay three times more for dinner, a movie,and flowers when really, it'd just be easier to pay for sex.
- Love is what makes young JohnConner cry, but there's nothing in the T-800's circuitry to help himunderstand. Later, however, in a final act of sacrifice, the machinewill learn both why humans cry and how to execute a hilarious/movinglast-minute thumbs-up.
- Love is a restraining order that is expiring in less than 3 weeks!
- Love is rubbing all six of my toes.
- Love is understanding thatsometimes beating a level or getting to save a point in Splinter Cellis more important than cuddling.
- Love is si evol. This was a palindrome contest, right? thgir, tsetnoc emordnilap a saw sihT
- Love is re-marrying your estranged husband after he wrote a song about slitting your throat and then named it after you.
- Love is that time you startedcrying when you saw my face when I saw it for the first time and toldyou ‘size doesn’t matter, it’s your sense of humor that’s arousing.’
- Love is what you do to a sheep after you lose your gay cowboy boyfriend.
- Love is the only thing in the world that doesn't get better with mayonnaise.
- Love is not something that can be written about with ordinary words, unless those words rhyme. Love is like a glove.
- Love is a perfectly good reason to get drunk on a Tuesday afternoon.
- Love is farting and holding your girlfriend under the covers.
- Love is a tube sock and memories of my best friend's sister. Happy Valentines Day, and I'm sorry Dan!
- Love is finding out that all the hookers he's been with kind of look like you.
- love is never having to say your sorry, play the game sorry, or apologize for your infidelity with robert horry's sorry hole.
- Love is a girl letting you touch one of her boobs. True love is a girl letting you touch both.
-Love is never having to say you're sorry, even if you empty the jointchecking account because you "had a hunch" about the Haitian stockmarket.
- Love is like a rainbow: fleeting, kind of boring and pretty gay.
- Love is the scene in Revenge of the Nerds when they hide cameras around the sorority house.
- Love is a horrific waste of time and money. That's easy. Now onto more important questions, like why am I single?
- Love is admitting to someoneother than yourself that your favorite pastime involves old episodes of90210, zit cream, cheez its and reeses peanut butter cups. At leastthat's what my friend told me....
-Love is gay, unless you actually are gay, in which case it is just whatever, unless you are a lesbian, in which case it is effing awesome.
- Love is leaving class early to pick up your girlfriend from middle school.
- Love is a sacred bond between a man and a woman...until she sobers up.
*****
Love is...
love
n.
1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude towarda person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractivequalities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
2. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whomone is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
a. Sexual passion.
b. Sexual intercourse.
c. A love affair.
3. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.
4. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment.
5. An expression of one's affection: Send him my love.
a. A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language.
b. The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love.
6. Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid.
7. often Love Christianity. Charity.
8. Sports. A zero score in tennis
- Love is why Xanex and red wine will be together forever - in my stomach. At least until they pump it.
- Love is that itching, burningsensation when you pee. Some might call it "The clap" but I don't speakspanish, so I call it love.
- Love is not kissing your clients on the lips.
- Love is like underwear: not completely necessary for a good time.
- Love is sensational, epic, whimsical, and endless. No, wait, that's The Chronicles of Narnia.
- Love is a person who gives you blow jobs and tells you how funny you are. (she may also give you cash)
- Love is like a big sack full ofwhite castle slyders. Both are sought while you are drunk off your assand while great at first, in the end you will wonder what the hell youhad been thinking.
- Love is not having to pay forsex, but instead having to pay three times more for dinner, a movie,and flowers when really, it'd just be easier to pay for sex.
- Love is what makes young JohnConner cry, but there's nothing in the T-800's circuitry to help himunderstand. Later, however, in a final act of sacrifice, the machinewill learn both why humans cry and how to execute a hilarious/movinglast-minute thumbs-up.
- Love is a restraining order that is expiring in less than 3 weeks!
- Love is rubbing all six of my toes.
- Love is understanding thatsometimes beating a level or getting to save a point in Splinter Cellis more important than cuddling.
- Love is si evol. This was a palindrome contest, right? thgir, tsetnoc emordnilap a saw sihT
- Love is re-marrying your estranged husband after he wrote a song about slitting your throat and then named it after you.
- Love is that time you startedcrying when you saw my face when I saw it for the first time and toldyou ‘size doesn’t matter, it’s your sense of humor that’s arousing.’
- Love is what you do to a sheep after you lose your gay cowboy boyfriend.
- Love is the only thing in the world that doesn't get better with mayonnaise.
- Love is not something that can be written about with ordinary words, unless those words rhyme. Love is like a glove.
- Love is a perfectly good reason to get drunk on a Tuesday afternoon.
- Love is farting and holding your girlfriend under the covers.
- Love is a tube sock and memories of my best friend's sister. Happy Valentines Day, and I'm sorry Dan!
- Love is finding out that all the hookers he's been with kind of look like you.
- love is never having to say your sorry, play the game sorry, or apologize for your infidelity with robert horry's sorry hole.
- Love is a girl letting you touch one of her boobs. True love is a girl letting you touch both.
-Love is never having to say you're sorry, even if you empty the jointchecking account because you "had a hunch" about the Haitian stockmarket.
- Love is like a rainbow: fleeting, kind of boring and pretty gay.
- Love is the scene in Revenge of the Nerds when they hide cameras around the sorority house.
- Love is a horrific waste of time and money. That's easy. Now onto more important questions, like why am I single?
- Love is admitting to someoneother than yourself that your favorite pastime involves old episodes of90210, zit cream, cheez its and reeses peanut butter cups. At leastthat's what my friend told me....
-Love is gay, unless you actually are gay, in which case it is just whatever, unless you are a lesbian, in which case it is effing awesome.
- Love is leaving class early to pick up your girlfriend from middle school.
- Love is a sacred bond between a man and a woman...until she sobers up.
*****
Love is...
love
n.
1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude towarda person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractivequalities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
2. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whomone is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
a. Sexual passion.
b. Sexual intercourse.
c. A love affair.
3. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.
4. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment.
5. An expression of one's affection: Send him my love.
a. A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language.
b. The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love.
6. Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid.
7. often Love Christianity. Charity.
8. Sports. A zero score in tennis