Hell. I knew it was too good ta be true...

...I want a haircut, but I don't trust just any'a you clowns ta come at me with a pair'a scissors.

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need a hair cut
pretty girls only

shuld lern english 2
i gues . . .
PRETTY GIRLS ONLY !

...Kei. M'I glad ta see you--

[transmission cut; quality time with Kei-ghost ensues.]

Bulma hooked me up with a new ride. S'not as sleek as my last one and doesn't run yet, but it looks damn good. Fair warning, though: touch it and die.

[thoughtful pause]Aw, hell. Have I really been here a month? Monsters 'n crap like that aside, this place is a helluva lot more livable than my old home, 'specially after that Akira business, ( Read more... )

[a heavy sigh and the sound of an empty can being kicked around]

So far's I can tell, Kei's not here, Kai's not here and my bike is gone. This hasta be a nightmare.

[a pause]

They say that if you lay down to sleep in your dreams, you wake up in the real world like nothin' happened.

[a quiet 'mmpf' as he reels back and kicks the can with all ( Read more... )

[an irritated scoff, barely discernible over the steady shower of rain]

"Use this??" Of all the lame-ass... KAI? KEEEI!

[he whips his head around as he calls for his friends, creating a frantic and disorienting Doppler effect for the listener; then, a groan as he rises to his feet]

Dammit, I told you guys not to wander off! And what the hell ( Read more... )