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[blaising_fury]

Pansy, if you have declined Boot, Terry's smoking lessons and have in fact decided that the red cigarettes offend you, I would pay a decent sum to buy them back. I find that my stock-pile is more diminished than I had realised. If you would like a genuinely useful gift for your possible visit to Beauxbatons, I have something that may appeal to

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[purepansy]

One hundred galleons, then.

[blaising_fury]

That would be for only the cigarettes, yes?

[purepansy]

You didn't mention purchasing anything else, so yes.

[blaising_fury]

I suppose a purchase from you, even one that would blacken my lungs, would be worth one hundred galleons. Particularly if you put my replacement gift to good use.

[purepansy]

It's a deal, Blaise!!!! I'll pop over to your room and we can make the exchange. What's the replacement gift? Um, I won't eat snails -- just so you know.

[blaising_fury]

No need to come to my room. I had the forethought to leave the gift outside your dormitory, wrapped in plain brown parchment. It is not, you'll find, good for eating in any capacity.

[purepansy]

Oh, well, all right!!!! I'll go fetch it now. Thanks, Blaise!!!!

[purepansy]

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, DESPICABLE PERSON!!!!

[blaising_fury]

I am nothing of the sort.

You do not approve of the gift?

[purepansy]

WHY WOULD YOU PURCHASE SUCH A THING FOR ME?!?!

[blaising_fury]

To increase the "joy" in your life, no doubt. You disapprove of joy?

[purepansy]

There are other kinds of joy!!!! I'm not interested in that kind of joy. What do you take me for?!?! I'm not MARRIED.

[blaising_fury]

I am aware you are unmarried. It hardly hurts, however, to prepare in advance.

[purepansy]

Why?

[blaising_fury]

Opportunities for more joy, of course.

If you are truly uninterested, return it to me and forget you ever saw it. And accept my most humble apology, as well.

[purepansy]

I've fed it to the fire in the common room. YOU'RE DISGUSTING!!!!

And don't apologise because I KNOW YOU ARE NOT SORRY.