Sono benissimo.

[blaising_fury]

Grazie, cara. I am sorry it took me so long to let you in earlier. You should be happy to know that the swelling has gone down and I no longer need to wear those horrid bandages. The quill is once more comfortable betwixt my fingers.

Pansy, turkey legs? I think not.

Comments

[purepansy]

OOO, BUT THEY WERE LIKE FINE ITALIAN TURKEY LEGS!!!!

[fletchfinchley]

Wouldn't that have been cannibalism, then?

[purepansy]

ARE YOU SAYING BLAISE IS A TURKEY?!?!?! I ASSURE YOU, HE DID NOT EAT HIS HANDS!!!

[blaising_fury]

I was not even tempted.

[fletchfinchley]

I absolutely did not mean to intimate that Blaise is a turkey.

He merely has turkey-like legs.

[purepansy]

The turkey is a revered bird in many parts of the world, you know.

[fletchfinchley]

So is the cow.

So you must feel very loved.

[blaising_fury]

Pansy is not bovine-like in any capacity.

[fletchfinchley]

Pardon me, I must have been thinking of Millicent.

[blaising_fury]

Vaffanculo.

[blaising_fury]

I would much rather have my turkey-like legs than your turkey-like waddle. When you move your head, I am frightened by all of the unnatural motion.

[fletchfinchley]

Waddle?

Surely you've mistaken me for your girlfriend, Zabini.

I am as lithe and graceful as a panther.

[blaising_fury]

I would certainly not mistake you for her as she is lovely and lacks a waddle, unlike you.

Clearly you are deluded.

[fletchfinchley]

Clearly you are blind, because I am much better looking than her, and have better posture, too.

[blaising_fury]

Perhaps a goblin might find you more attractive.

[fletchfinchley]

...Did you just call Terry a goblin?