Snippets of joy.
CallidaFemina: Wow, the zoo is alot cheaper than I thought it was
waterlikemercury: Oh yeah.
waterlikemercury: It's like going to the movies.
waterlikemercury: But with pandas.
CallidaFemina: Yay!
CallidaFemina: We have to love them.
CallidaFemina: And pretend like we're going to free them.
waterlikemercury: Or.
waterlikemercury: We could actually attempt to free them.
CallidaFemina: Yes!
waterlikemercury: or.
CallidaFemina: This is going to be the best birthday ever.
waterlikemercury: We could pretend like we're Animorphs.
CallidaFemina: *claps and jumps*
waterlikemercury: And that we have to acquire the DNA of animals by touching them.
CallidaFemina: I wanna be a kangaroo and a white Siberan tiger mixed
CallidaFemina: How awesome would that be?
CallidaFemina: A tiger that can jump 50 feet.
waterlikemercury: lol, you can't mix. That is so illegal. Since when does being an Animorph mean you get to use God's natural blender? We are not holy daquiries, alright?
waterlikemercury: So unreasonable.
waterlikemercury: Women these days.
CallidaFemina: I don't want to be a holy daquiri.
CallidaFemina: I want to be a divinely inspired margarita.
waterlikemercury: Oooh, salty edgessss
CallidaFemina: My birthday is fat people friendly!
waterlikemercury: Well that's obvious.
waterlikemercury: KIDDANG