Blades of Glory Idol
Title: Blades of Glory Idol
Rating: PG-13 for Chazz, Stranz, and Fairchild's lyrics
Summary: Jimmy, Chazz, Jesse, Katie, Hector, Stranz, and Fairchild are trying to be the next "Blades" Idol.....
Reference(s) of: Shrek 2's Far Far Away Idol....
Special Guests: Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul
If you have any better suggested songs, please e-mail me though........
Click here to see............just to let you know, my story is kind of like a playwright............
Announcer: Welcome to Blades of Glory Idol, folks! We are here in Montreal to find the greates singing sensation! Here we have our wonderful judges, Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, and Paula Abdul! And here we have our seven contestants are.............Jimmy, Chazz, Jesse, Katie, Hector, Stranz, and Fairchild..........
(Jimmy, Chazz, Jesse, Katie, Hector, Stranz, and Fairchild come on the stage, waving to the audience.)
Announcer: Our first contestant is the Peacock Prince, Jimmy MacElroy! So, give it up for JIM!!!!
(Jimmy grabs the microphone and starts to sing.....)
Jimmy:(singing and dancing)
"Everbody sing, everybody dance
Lose yourself in wild romance
We're going to party
Karamu, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
We're going to party
Karamu, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
We're going to party
Karamu, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)"
Paula: Where does he get his moves?
Randy: If Lionel Richie were here to witness this.........
Simon: He'd freak, seeing this man and his peacock suit........
Paula:(To Simon) Simon........
Randy: Next contestant, please.........
Chazz:(singing and dancing, raucously)
"Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another brotha couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish
Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca
[BRIDGE]
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong..........."
Randy: Lord have mercy......that dancing of his.......
Paula: What do you expect from the sex tornado?
Simon: And that cowboy suit is just AWFUL!!!!!
Jesse:(singing and dancing)
"People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Join hands (love ride)
Start a love train (love ride), love train
The next stop that we make will be England,
Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too
Don't you know that it's time to get on board
And let this train keep on riding, riding on through
Well, well
People all over the world (you don't need no money)
Join hands (come on)
Start a love train, love train (don't need no ticket, come on)
People all over the world (Join in, ride this train)
Join in (Ride this train, y'all)
Start a love train (Come on, train), love train!"
Paula: This man's moves are STELLAR!
Randy: His voice isn't all bad either.....
Simon: His attire is classy, we'll give him that.......
Randy: Sounds promising...............
Katie:(singing)
"You and me we had an opportunity
And we could make it something really cool
But you, you think I'm not the kind of girl
I'm here to tell ya baby I know how to rock your world
Don't think I'm not that strong
I'm the one to take you on
Don't underestimate me boy
I'll make you sorry you were born
You don't know me the way you really should
You're sure misunderstood
Don't call me baby
You got to know that baby that will never do
You know I don't belong to you
It's time you knew I'm not your baby
I belong to me
So don't call me baby!"
Simon: This strong voice coming out of the mousey Katie Van Waldenberg....interesting...
Randy: Who'd have ever thought.......
Paula: And her khaki jacket, red shirt and boots........that screams energy!!!!!!!
Hector: Jimmy MacElroy, this song's for YOU!!!!!!! (clears throat, then starts singing)
"If you're tellin' me you want me
Hold me close all through the night
I know, deep inside you need me
No one else can make it right
Don't you try to hide the secrets
I can see it if your eyes
You said the words without speaking
And i'm gonna make you mine
Chorus:
Give me just one night, una noche
A moment to be by your side
Give me just one night, una noche
I'll give you the time of your life
The time of your life
Ohhhh
Give you the time of your life
Oh baby yeah!"
Jimmy:(grumbling) That Hector! He's asking for a whipping!
Randy: Okay, next contestant.....this one is creepy........
Paula:(reading the files) Stranz AND Fairchild? A team, huh? Well, let's see what they've got....
Simon: Better than Mr. Hector, I hope........
Stranz: Ready, Fairchild?
Fairchild: You know it, Stranz!
Stranz: (singing and going over to Fairchild))"He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin’ her stuff on the street!"
Fairchild:(singing and going over to Stranz) "She said, “Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?” Oh! uh huh!"
Both: "Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade!!"
Both: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi!! Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi!!"
Simon: (grumbling) Let's not and say we did......
Announcement: Okay, folks! Now it's time to vote who will be the next Blades of Glory Idol! Will it be Jimmy, Chazz, Jesse, Katie, Hector, or Stranz and Fairchild!! So comment now! The next post for the decided winner will be based on the person (people) with the most votes! Tune in my next post to see who the winner is!!
Rating: PG-13 for Chazz, Stranz, and Fairchild's lyrics
Summary: Jimmy, Chazz, Jesse, Katie, Hector, Stranz, and Fairchild are trying to be the next "Blades" Idol.....
Reference(s) of: Shrek 2's Far Far Away Idol....
Special Guests: Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul
If you have any better suggested songs, please e-mail me though........
Click here to see............just to let you know, my story is kind of like a playwright............
Announcer: Welcome to Blades of Glory Idol, folks! We are here in Montreal to find the greates singing sensation! Here we have our wonderful judges, Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, and Paula Abdul! And here we have our seven contestants are.............Jimmy, Chazz, Jesse, Katie, Hector, Stranz, and Fairchild..........
(Jimmy, Chazz, Jesse, Katie, Hector, Stranz, and Fairchild come on the stage, waving to the audience.)
Announcer: Our first contestant is the Peacock Prince, Jimmy MacElroy! So, give it up for JIM!!!!
(Jimmy grabs the microphone and starts to sing.....)
Jimmy:(singing and dancing)
"Everbody sing, everybody dance
Lose yourself in wild romance
We're going to party
Karamu, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
We're going to party
Karamu, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
We're going to party
Karamu, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)"
Paula: Where does he get his moves?
Randy: If Lionel Richie were here to witness this.........
Simon: He'd freak, seeing this man and his peacock suit........
Paula:(To Simon) Simon........
Randy: Next contestant, please.........
Chazz:(singing and dancing, raucously)
"Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another brotha couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish
Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca
[BRIDGE]
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong..........."
Randy: Lord have mercy......that dancing of his.......
Paula: What do you expect from the sex tornado?
Simon: And that cowboy suit is just AWFUL!!!!!
Jesse:(singing and dancing)
"People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Join hands (love ride)
Start a love train (love ride), love train
The next stop that we make will be England,
Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too
Don't you know that it's time to get on board
And let this train keep on riding, riding on through
Well, well
People all over the world (you don't need no money)
Join hands (come on)
Start a love train, love train (don't need no ticket, come on)
People all over the world (Join in, ride this train)
Join in (Ride this train, y'all)
Start a love train (Come on, train), love train!"
Paula: This man's moves are STELLAR!
Randy: His voice isn't all bad either.....
Simon: His attire is classy, we'll give him that.......
Randy: Sounds promising...............
Katie:(singing)
"You and me we had an opportunity
And we could make it something really cool
But you, you think I'm not the kind of girl
I'm here to tell ya baby I know how to rock your world
Don't think I'm not that strong
I'm the one to take you on
Don't underestimate me boy
I'll make you sorry you were born
You don't know me the way you really should
You're sure misunderstood
Don't call me baby
You got to know that baby that will never do
You know I don't belong to you
It's time you knew I'm not your baby
I belong to me
So don't call me baby!"
Simon: This strong voice coming out of the mousey Katie Van Waldenberg....interesting...
Randy: Who'd have ever thought.......
Paula: And her khaki jacket, red shirt and boots........that screams energy!!!!!!!
Hector: Jimmy MacElroy, this song's for YOU!!!!!!! (clears throat, then starts singing)
"If you're tellin' me you want me
Hold me close all through the night
I know, deep inside you need me
No one else can make it right
Don't you try to hide the secrets
I can see it if your eyes
You said the words without speaking
And i'm gonna make you mine
Chorus:
Give me just one night, una noche
A moment to be by your side
Give me just one night, una noche
I'll give you the time of your life
The time of your life
Ohhhh
Give you the time of your life
Oh baby yeah!"
Jimmy:(grumbling) That Hector! He's asking for a whipping!
Randy: Okay, next contestant.....this one is creepy........
Paula:(reading the files) Stranz AND Fairchild? A team, huh? Well, let's see what they've got....
Simon: Better than Mr. Hector, I hope........
Stranz: Ready, Fairchild?
Fairchild: You know it, Stranz!
Stranz: (singing and going over to Fairchild))"He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin’ her stuff on the street!"
Fairchild:(singing and going over to Stranz) "She said, “Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?” Oh! uh huh!"
Both: "Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade!!"
Both: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi!! Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi!!"
Simon: (grumbling) Let's not and say we did......
Announcement: Okay, folks! Now it's time to vote who will be the next Blades of Glory Idol! Will it be Jimmy, Chazz, Jesse, Katie, Hector, or Stranz and Fairchild!! So comment now! The next post for the decided winner will be based on the person (people) with the most votes! Tune in my next post to see who the winner is!!