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Hey hey Flist. What's up, what's up? Nothing? You're all good? Good. I see it's almost the end of the month--you're all scrambling to make your fandom posts. I actually have to make one too. I considered posting a youtube video, but I'm not actually in the mood to get chewed out. Half of the posts I usually see are youtube vids and people telling the people posting the youtube vids "HEY OMG I DUN CARE ABOUT UR VIDIOZ STOP POSTING THEM I'M SO COOL I DUN LIEK THEM I'M POPULAAAR." Yep. Well, here's something for you guys, you all suck. But I love you anyway. ♥ People, if you wanna post youtube vids, go ahead. But seriously, stop bitching and moaning about people posting them, guys. Doesn't make you any cooler. If anything, you're just lame for pointing it out. ♥ We can't all be awesome like me and Rin.
But no, no youtube for me today. Maybe next time. Instead, I thought I'd enlighten you all to the ways of the Fruits Basket fandom. Yes, it is a very queer and gay name. But it is awesome, probably more awesome than your fandom. Okay, so it's not that awesome. But it's fun for the whole family. Except for the boys. If you're a boy and you watch my series you're either very young or very gay.
Let's introduce the family!
Rin Sohma
She's my girlfriend. She's hot. She's everything you're not. Okay, no more Bring It On. She's the horse of the Zodiac and she is first because she's amazing and she's mine. She says what she wants, but won't say something to protect herself. She has a poison tongue. Don't cross her. She only shows up in the manga which is a shame because I'd love to see her hotness on the big screen.
Rin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You. But I'm a little biased.
Yuki Sohma
He's the rat of the zodiac and was my first love ♥. Smart, accomplished, pretty, and athletic. And kind. He's pretty much got it all. But he's pretty angsty. I don't mind cheering him up, though. He's a good guy, shows up in the manga and anime. Dating Manabe, something no one saw coming. If you've ever seen them together in school you'd think they hated one another.
Yuki >>>>>> You. He's all kinds of awesome.
Kyo Sohma
Angry, emo uke. He's a pretty cool guy but he's got a serious issue with his temper. But.. he's calmed down a lot, actually. He enjoys being called Princess and wearing dresses. I will beat him in Martial Arts sooner or later, he's bound to let his guard down one of these days. Has a cat fetish, probably keeps cat plushies in his closet or something. Loves milk and all those cat things. He actually has an easy time making friends, believe it or not. He's pretty likeable. He's the cat... but not officially part of the zodiac.
Kyo <<<<<<<< You. I'll give you guys this one.
Shigure "Sensei" Sohma
Middle-aged man who enjoys highschool girls and Hatori. Writes porn for a living. Clearly an amazing role-model. I'm sure that he's going to get arrested one day, but you never know. He's done a lot for me, actually. And for Yuki. So he gets a thumbs up. Still have that thumb you gave me in my profile, Sensei.
Shigure > You. He's not that awesome.
Hatori Sohma
The doctor of the Sohma clan. He's actually a very kind guy, and seems to be in some kind of weird threesome with Sensei and Ayame. I don't question it. I'm on a need to know basis and I don't need to know. He really is a real role-model. The fangirls spazz over him constantly, apparently he's "hunkalicious". Don't know what that means, and yet again, don't really wanna. He's the.... dragon.
Hatori >>>>>> You.
Kisa Sohma
She's cute, cuddly, and adorable. The tiger of our lovely series. She was picked on because she looked different, but she's gotten over that. She's probably the cutest little girl ever and if you disagree you'll be cunt punted across a stadium. Not kidding, man.
Kisa >>>>>>>>> You.
Train Heartnet
We're not related. But he's awesome and I wanted to post a picture of him. Hi Train. :]
Train >>>>>>>>> You. Like you didn't see this coming.
Kyouya
Also not related, and also awesome. But Kyouya, seriously, comment more. We know you're busy masturbating to pictures of Ren, but we miss you. Also I used my favorite icon of yours.
Ice cream >>>>> Kyouya >>>>>>> You.
I'm too lazy to do anymore. But you all suck, I've gotta say. Of course I mean that in an endearing way. Keep on truckin', brawl.
But no, no youtube for me today. Maybe next time. Instead, I thought I'd enlighten you all to the ways of the Fruits Basket fandom. Yes, it is a very queer and gay name. But it is awesome, probably more awesome than your fandom. Okay, so it's not that awesome. But it's fun for the whole family. Except for the boys. If you're a boy and you watch my series you're either very young or very gay.
Let's introduce the family!
Rin Sohma
She's my girlfriend. She's hot. She's everything you're not. Okay, no more Bring It On. She's the horse of the Zodiac and she is first because she's amazing and she's mine. She says what she wants, but won't say something to protect herself. She has a poison tongue. Don't cross her. She only shows up in the manga which is a shame because I'd love to see her hotness on the big screen.
Rin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You. But I'm a little biased.
Yuki Sohma
He's the rat of the zodiac and was my first love ♥. Smart, accomplished, pretty, and athletic. And kind. He's pretty much got it all. But he's pretty angsty. I don't mind cheering him up, though. He's a good guy, shows up in the manga and anime. Dating Manabe, something no one saw coming. If you've ever seen them together in school you'd think they hated one another.
Yuki >>>>>> You. He's all kinds of awesome.
Kyo Sohma
Angry, emo uke. He's a pretty cool guy but he's got a serious issue with his temper. But.. he's calmed down a lot, actually. He enjoys being called Princess and wearing dresses. I will beat him in Martial Arts sooner or later, he's bound to let his guard down one of these days. Has a cat fetish, probably keeps cat plushies in his closet or something. Loves milk and all those cat things. He actually has an easy time making friends, believe it or not. He's pretty likeable. He's the cat... but not officially part of the zodiac.
Kyo <<<<<<<< You. I'll give you guys this one.
Shigure "Sensei" Sohma
Middle-aged man who enjoys highschool girls and Hatori. Writes porn for a living. Clearly an amazing role-model. I'm sure that he's going to get arrested one day, but you never know. He's done a lot for me, actually. And for Yuki. So he gets a thumbs up. Still have that thumb you gave me in my profile, Sensei.
Shigure > You. He's not that awesome.
Hatori Sohma
The doctor of the Sohma clan. He's actually a very kind guy, and seems to be in some kind of weird threesome with Sensei and Ayame. I don't question it. I'm on a need to know basis and I don't need to know. He really is a real role-model. The fangirls spazz over him constantly, apparently he's "hunkalicious". Don't know what that means, and yet again, don't really wanna. He's the.... dragon.
Hatori >>>>>> You.
Kisa Sohma
She's cute, cuddly, and adorable. The tiger of our lovely series. She was picked on because she looked different, but she's gotten over that. She's probably the cutest little girl ever and if you disagree you'll be cunt punted across a stadium. Not kidding, man.
Kisa >>>>>>>>> You.
Train Heartnet
We're not related. But he's awesome and I wanted to post a picture of him. Hi Train. :]
Train >>>>>>>>> You. Like you didn't see this coming.
Kyouya
Also not related, and also awesome. But Kyouya, seriously, comment more. We know you're busy masturbating to pictures of Ren, but we miss you. Also I used my favorite icon of yours.
Ice cream >>>>> Kyouya >>>>>>> You.
I'm too lazy to do anymore. But you all suck, I've gotta say. Of course I mean that in an endearing way. Keep on truckin', brawl.