Story time with Haru
Hi to all you new people. My name is Hatsuharu Sohma, and I've been around these parts for a while. Call me Haru.
Now, here is a story for you all.
Once upon a time there was a boy named Kyo. He was the Princess of Cats, so he was called Kitty-hime. He was an angry uke who was too curious for his own good, so when he saw something interesting he usually followed it. And then tried to kill it, because of his anger issues. One day he was sitting out in the garden when…
The white rabbit passed by, on his way home! “I’m late, I’M LAAAAATE!!!” he shouted as he ran past Kyo, who watched him angrily. “STOP YELLING” Kyo yelled in response, “YOU’RE ANNOYING ME!!” But the rabbit paid him no mind and kept going while yelling, “I’M LAAATE!!!! I’M LAAAAAATE!!!” He carried a large watch with him as he ran, though the largeness of the watch didn’t seem to slow him down. So Kyo followed the rabbit, pissed off that he was yelling so much and that he had ignored him.
The rabbit jumped into the dark hole and the Kitty-hime soon followed, yelling and cursing all the way! But he soon lost track of the while rabbit, who fell in the portal much faster than he for no well explained reason.
As Kyo fell, many strange things fell along with him. His dress went crazy and flopped everywhere, showing off his bright pink lace undies that Shigure had bought for him for his birthday. He soon landed and climbed out of another hole, and found himself in a giant room. He spotted the rabbit and made way to follow him--but the rabbit had gone through the giant door already!
“LET ME THROUGH!!!” Yelled the princess of cats, “I HAVE TO TEACH THAT DAMN RABBIT A LESSON!!” “No,” the door responded calmly. “WHY NOT?” cried Kyo in his terrible rage, kicking and scratching at the red wood. “Stop scratching on me, you brat,” said the door, “I will let you through if you bring me a cookie.” “WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A COOKIE!?” “You have a brain, use it!” So Kyo went off in search of a cookie, and finally he found one. “WILL THIS DO???” “Yes. God,” the door said, finally swinging open, “Go. I want to sleep, I have a tennis match tomorrow.” So in went Kyo! He found himself in the gardens, where cards were painting the white roses red! AND THERE WAS THE RABBIT, RUNNING!
“Paint the white roses REEEED~~~” they all sang, dancing and painting things red. But Kyo didn’t care, he just went crashing through all the nice cards and knocking them over. The rabbit continued on, not knowing of Kyo following after him, even though he was being really loud and destroying everything around him. So he finally got lost and lost track of the rabbit. He found himself in some kind of forest area, totally lost. “DAMN MY ANGER!!!” he cried, weeping into his hands, “I SHOULD BE BETTER WITH DIRECTIONS, LIKE HARU!!!” “Lost are you??? How funny!” said a voice. About him on a branch was…
The Cheshire cat! “WHO ARE YOU??” cried Kyo, wiping his eyes and frowning. “AND WHAT DO YOU WANT??” “I’m Train!” said the cat, rolling his eyes. “And I’m the Cheshire cat. You can go one of two ways, that way or that way.” He pointed down two paths. “One is the land of the stoned people, the other the land of rats. Which do you chose??” “STONED PEOPLE OF COURSE!!” cried Kyo as he ran away. He ran down the path and came upon a tea party. “WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???” he cried, pointing at the two people who sat at the table.
“Excuse you,” said the handsome white haired boy, “we’re drinking tea. I’m the mad hatter, and this is my Canadian sidekick, the mock turtle.” “Want some tea, eh~?” asked the Canadian sidekick as he stroked his Ren plushie. “NO!! I WANT TO FIND THE WHITE RABBIT!!” yelled the angry uke, flinging a teacup away, “I DON’T WANT NO TEA!!” “Rude,” sniffed the white haired boy, “what did that teacup ever do to you??” “Get out of here, eh!” said the Canadian, pointing to the exit on the left, “you’re too virginal to be here anyway, eh~” “But Kyouya, you haven’t gotten laid in months,” stated the Hatter as he sucked on his tea, and the Mock Turtle clung to his plushie. “I WILL ONE DAY, EH~! REN WILL BE MINE!!!” Kyo made his way out, leaving the two to argue. That’s when he came to the courtyard!
“Off with your head!!!” cried the queen of hearts, pointing at Kyo. “WHAT???” shouted Kyo, flailing his arms. “I ONLY CAME TO KILL AND EAT THE RABBIT!!” “WHO ARE YOU???” the rabbit yelled back, flinging his watch at Kyo. It hit Kyo in the head and he fell backwards, unconscious.
It turned out that the whole thing was a dream, because when Kyo woke up he was back in his garden. THE END.
Wasn't that good? You should all give me thumbs. The green kind.
'Sup, bitches?
Now, here is a story for you all.
Once upon a time there was a boy named Kyo. He was the Princess of Cats, so he was called Kitty-hime. He was an angry uke who was too curious for his own good, so when he saw something interesting he usually followed it. And then tried to kill it, because of his anger issues. One day he was sitting out in the garden when…
The white rabbit passed by, on his way home! “I’m late, I’M LAAAAATE!!!” he shouted as he ran past Kyo, who watched him angrily. “STOP YELLING” Kyo yelled in response, “YOU’RE ANNOYING ME!!” But the rabbit paid him no mind and kept going while yelling, “I’M LAAATE!!!! I’M LAAAAAATE!!!” He carried a large watch with him as he ran, though the largeness of the watch didn’t seem to slow him down. So Kyo followed the rabbit, pissed off that he was yelling so much and that he had ignored him.
The rabbit jumped into the dark hole and the Kitty-hime soon followed, yelling and cursing all the way! But he soon lost track of the while rabbit, who fell in the portal much faster than he for no well explained reason.
As Kyo fell, many strange things fell along with him. His dress went crazy and flopped everywhere, showing off his bright pink lace undies that Shigure had bought for him for his birthday. He soon landed and climbed out of another hole, and found himself in a giant room. He spotted the rabbit and made way to follow him--but the rabbit had gone through the giant door already!
“LET ME THROUGH!!!” Yelled the princess of cats, “I HAVE TO TEACH THAT DAMN RABBIT A LESSON!!” “No,” the door responded calmly. “WHY NOT?” cried Kyo in his terrible rage, kicking and scratching at the red wood. “Stop scratching on me, you brat,” said the door, “I will let you through if you bring me a cookie.” “WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A COOKIE!?” “You have a brain, use it!” So Kyo went off in search of a cookie, and finally he found one. “WILL THIS DO???” “Yes. God,” the door said, finally swinging open, “Go. I want to sleep, I have a tennis match tomorrow.” So in went Kyo! He found himself in the gardens, where cards were painting the white roses red! AND THERE WAS THE RABBIT, RUNNING!
“Paint the white roses REEEED~~~” they all sang, dancing and painting things red. But Kyo didn’t care, he just went crashing through all the nice cards and knocking them over. The rabbit continued on, not knowing of Kyo following after him, even though he was being really loud and destroying everything around him. So he finally got lost and lost track of the rabbit. He found himself in some kind of forest area, totally lost. “DAMN MY ANGER!!!” he cried, weeping into his hands, “I SHOULD BE BETTER WITH DIRECTIONS, LIKE HARU!!!” “Lost are you??? How funny!” said a voice. About him on a branch was…
The Cheshire cat! “WHO ARE YOU??” cried Kyo, wiping his eyes and frowning. “AND WHAT DO YOU WANT??” “I’m Train!” said the cat, rolling his eyes. “And I’m the Cheshire cat. You can go one of two ways, that way or that way.” He pointed down two paths. “One is the land of the stoned people, the other the land of rats. Which do you chose??” “STONED PEOPLE OF COURSE!!” cried Kyo as he ran away. He ran down the path and came upon a tea party. “WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???” he cried, pointing at the two people who sat at the table.
“Excuse you,” said the handsome white haired boy, “we’re drinking tea. I’m the mad hatter, and this is my Canadian sidekick, the mock turtle.” “Want some tea, eh~?” asked the Canadian sidekick as he stroked his Ren plushie. “NO!! I WANT TO FIND THE WHITE RABBIT!!” yelled the angry uke, flinging a teacup away, “I DON’T WANT NO TEA!!” “Rude,” sniffed the white haired boy, “what did that teacup ever do to you??” “Get out of here, eh!” said the Canadian, pointing to the exit on the left, “you’re too virginal to be here anyway, eh~” “But Kyouya, you haven’t gotten laid in months,” stated the Hatter as he sucked on his tea, and the Mock Turtle clung to his plushie. “I WILL ONE DAY, EH~! REN WILL BE MINE!!!” Kyo made his way out, leaving the two to argue. That’s when he came to the courtyard!
“Off with your head!!!” cried the queen of hearts, pointing at Kyo. “WHAT???” shouted Kyo, flailing his arms. “I ONLY CAME TO KILL AND EAT THE RABBIT!!” “WHO ARE YOU???” the rabbit yelled back, flinging his watch at Kyo. It hit Kyo in the head and he fell backwards, unconscious.
It turned out that the whole thing was a dream, because when Kyo woke up he was back in his garden. THE END.
Wasn't that good? You should all give me thumbs. The green kind.
'Sup, bitches?