Comments | blacktron_pimp: they are pretty scary

blacktron_pimp

they are pretty scary

Apr 12, 2006 16:08

spending all day at the library is like violent masturbation, in that i end up walking funny and pissing blood ( Read more... )

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hahha ex_lame_joh April 12 2006, 20:37:22 UTC

When i spend all day at the library, I devolope this wierd tunnel vision and often can't walk at all, let alone funny. I almost fell flat on my face yesterday because I tripped over myself when I left.

You seriously wanted to be a minister? Huh. I didn't know that.

well blacktron_pimp April 12 2006, 20:54:56 UTC

i dont know if it was serious. but yes, i thought that was my calling. ask kenny about it sometime.

snowbees April 12 2006, 20:46:29 UTC

they have a class for walking?

no, silly blacktron_pimp April 12 2006, 20:54:20 UTC

they have a class for fitness walking. theres a big difference, or so they tell me.

last time i went the instructor yelled at me for walking with my hands in my pockets- i dont so much "fitness walk" as i do "fitness stroll". its the silliest class ive taken since aqua aerobics.

findingmelmo April 12 2006, 21:06:26 UTC

hahaha!

paging_paige April 13 2006, 02:09:19 UTC

can violet masturbating really lead to pissing blood? :(

well blacktron_pimp April 14 2006, 20:41:31 UTC

of course!

Re: well paging_paige April 15 2006, 00:05:26 UTC

ugh...*shudders*

I got you beat. anonymous April 13 2006, 03:02:47 UTC

I attended freshman seminar one and a half times and got an A.
What a joke that class was.

youre right, but . . . blacktron_pimp April 13 2006, 03:23:55 UTC

. . . who the hell is this?