they are pretty scary
spending all day at the library is like violent masturbation, in that i end up walking funny and pissing blood.
for some reason jen is entrusting kittys welfare to me, although "looking after the cat" will probably just entail me getting quietly drunk in her room and watching movies. and since im going to be all the way off campus, the chances of me making it to fitness walking tommorow dropped from "unlikely" to "not a chance in fucking hell".
i havent gone to that class in over 2 months, which i believe is some kind of damn record, even for me.
shit, assuming the instructor hasnt seen me on campus and thinks ive been in california this whole time, i might even get an A!
that would blow my mind, and would be the second least-deserved A i ever got in a class, ever.
the least deserved A i ever got was for freshman seminar at concordia, where i attended class 2 and a half times the whole semester and wrote 2 brief assingments, the second of which was stoned ramblings about my dormroom toaster coming alive and eating my roommate. i think the actual assignment had to do with something about "what freshman seminar taught you."
can you believe there were four guys who actually failed that course, and had to retake it?
those dudes were winners, let me tell you.
i dont mean to be mean, im just sayin- anyone that somehow did worse than i did my first semester at concordia (1.2 gpa, thank you) seriously needed to rethink their plans for academia. for christs sake, i nearly got kicked out that year!
the funny part is all the biggest fuckups (me and the few guys that failed freshman seminar) were, at the time, all planning to be ministers later in life. and if that doesnt scare the damn lutheran church then i dont think anything will.
except the gays.
for some reason jen is entrusting kittys welfare to me, although "looking after the cat" will probably just entail me getting quietly drunk in her room and watching movies. and since im going to be all the way off campus, the chances of me making it to fitness walking tommorow dropped from "unlikely" to "not a chance in fucking hell".
i havent gone to that class in over 2 months, which i believe is some kind of damn record, even for me.
shit, assuming the instructor hasnt seen me on campus and thinks ive been in california this whole time, i might even get an A!
that would blow my mind, and would be the second least-deserved A i ever got in a class, ever.
the least deserved A i ever got was for freshman seminar at concordia, where i attended class 2 and a half times the whole semester and wrote 2 brief assingments, the second of which was stoned ramblings about my dormroom toaster coming alive and eating my roommate. i think the actual assignment had to do with something about "what freshman seminar taught you."
can you believe there were four guys who actually failed that course, and had to retake it?
those dudes were winners, let me tell you.
i dont mean to be mean, im just sayin- anyone that somehow did worse than i did my first semester at concordia (1.2 gpa, thank you) seriously needed to rethink their plans for academia. for christs sake, i nearly got kicked out that year!
the funny part is all the biggest fuckups (me and the few guys that failed freshman seminar) were, at the time, all planning to be ministers later in life. and if that doesnt scare the damn lutheran church then i dont think anything will.
except the gays.