Dear College people-guys:
Look, I be freshman. I be only in my second semester of college Evahr. I had a problem. I didn't know I had a problem. The problem is five days away from fixing itself. Please you stupid fucktards, do not deregister me because I did not know you would need me to pay my bill and jesus christ, do not deregister meeeee~!
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Right. *calls the office*
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Right. *calls the office*