Because it's an excuse to posting my life
Strange signs... understandably, most of them Chinglish:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/11/travel/funny-signs.html#/all/
Since NYTimes is one day going to be a pay-per-view site, I'm saving some of my favorite sign text and views below. Or if you are linkophobic, clickie below instead, muhahahaha.
- ...you must chow your passport...
- In danger of dead don't pass
- Genuine fake watches
- Each hour takes about one hour
- Because you are dangerous you must not enter
- Exterminate Capitalism Lobster Package
- YOU ARE MY LOVE MY ANGLE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE POTATO
- No adults unless accompanied by child
- Do not use elevator, while causing fire
- Deformed man end place
- A better future without blue sky and clear rivers is in our hands
- Sorry were open
- Govt approved STD
- Drunk in the last minute, then meeting
- Take luggage of foreigner
- Mr. J's condoms Home Made
- Bus stop: You can't take a bus from here
- Mixed sea food Iraq government surface
- Wikipedia fried with eggs (Commentary: I much prefer the Google fried broccoli.)
- Please: No explanations inside the church
- No celery phones (Commentary: Carrot phones are permitted)
- Human dumplings!
Sign # 9 claims: Caution: when going down a hill in a wheelchair, don't roll into a crocodile's mouth.
Sign # 30 exaggerates slipping on wet floors as "Be careful of landslide"
Sign # 91 (the man peering over into the woman's stall) makes you feel comfortable, doesn't it?
Sigh # 93 provides an interesting idea to punish dogs for urinating on the tent: put them on a spit over the campfire.
Sign #176: In contrast to a No Entry sign, arrows pointing upwards allows for "Stuff Only".
See ya guys later. <3
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/11/travel/funny-signs.html#/all/
Since NYTimes is one day going to be a pay-per-view site, I'm saving some of my favorite sign text and views below. Or if you are linkophobic, clickie below instead, muhahahaha.
- ...you must chow your passport...
- In danger of dead don't pass
- Genuine fake watches
- Each hour takes about one hour
- Because you are dangerous you must not enter
- Exterminate Capitalism Lobster Package
- YOU ARE MY LOVE MY ANGLE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE POTATO
- No adults unless accompanied by child
- Do not use elevator, while causing fire
- Deformed man end place
- A better future without blue sky and clear rivers is in our hands
- Sorry were open
- Govt approved STD
- Drunk in the last minute, then meeting
- Take luggage of foreigner
- Mr. J's condoms Home Made
- Bus stop: You can't take a bus from here
- Mixed sea food Iraq government surface
- Wikipedia fried with eggs (Commentary: I much prefer the Google fried broccoli.)
- Please: No explanations inside the church
- No celery phones (Commentary: Carrot phones are permitted)
- Human dumplings!
Sign # 9 claims: Caution: when going down a hill in a wheelchair, don't roll into a crocodile's mouth.
Sign # 30 exaggerates slipping on wet floors as "Be careful of landslide"
Sign # 91 (the man peering over into the woman's stall) makes you feel comfortable, doesn't it?
Sigh # 93 provides an interesting idea to punish dogs for urinating on the tent: put them on a spit over the campfire.
Sign #176: In contrast to a No Entry sign, arrows pointing upwards allows for "Stuff Only".
See ya guys later. <3