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This is the second time today I've been able to sit down. Woke up this morning feeling like I hadn't slept in days and I haven't stopped moving since. Need to get some sleep but there's still so much I wanna do. I saw the new episodes of The Simpsons and Family Guy. Ricky Cervais was a guest star on The Simpsons...for those of you who don't know who he is...he is on a BBC show called "The Office". For further info I'm sure randerson1184 would be happy to fill you in.
It's one of the newer british humor shows I like. Me and Allie got hooked on it after we saw the episode where Gareth, another bumbling idiot, talks about "softly, softly catch a monkey". Since then, we've been trying to find conversations we could work that quote into but none have occurred. While I'm on the topic of british humor, another BBC show called Black Books is pretty funny as well. So, if you happen to be like me and you get BBC America and want to know what shows are funny...there's two shows right there :)
Memorable quotes from Gareth Keenan:
"I once told him I don't like jelly. I don't trust the way it moves."
"Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?" - a question that Gareth likes to ponder.
"If people were rude to me, I used to give them their milk last so it was warm." - Gareth proving to Tim that people do respect the milk monitor at school
"That's one of the arguments against letting homosexuals into the army. Will they be looking at the enemy, or will they be looking at me, going "Oooooh, he looks tasty in his uniform?" - Gareth explaining why homosexuals should not be allowed in the army
Gareth: "Get his wife to help."
Tim: "He doesn't have a wife."
Gareth: "All farmers have wives."
Tim: "Not this one, he's gay."
Gareth: "Well, then he shouldn't be allowed near animals should he?" - discussing a problem-solving puzzle involving a farmer who has to get a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain across a river.
It's one of the newer british humor shows I like. Me and Allie got hooked on it after we saw the episode where Gareth, another bumbling idiot, talks about "softly, softly catch a monkey". Since then, we've been trying to find conversations we could work that quote into but none have occurred. While I'm on the topic of british humor, another BBC show called Black Books is pretty funny as well. So, if you happen to be like me and you get BBC America and want to know what shows are funny...there's two shows right there :)
Memorable quotes from Gareth Keenan:
"I once told him I don't like jelly. I don't trust the way it moves."
"Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?" - a question that Gareth likes to ponder.
"If people were rude to me, I used to give them their milk last so it was warm." - Gareth proving to Tim that people do respect the milk monitor at school
"That's one of the arguments against letting homosexuals into the army. Will they be looking at the enemy, or will they be looking at me, going "Oooooh, he looks tasty in his uniform?" - Gareth explaining why homosexuals should not be allowed in the army
Gareth: "Get his wife to help."
Tim: "He doesn't have a wife."
Gareth: "All farmers have wives."
Tim: "Not this one, he's gay."
Gareth: "Well, then he shouldn't be allowed near animals should he?" - discussing a problem-solving puzzle involving a farmer who has to get a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain across a river.