Please. SEND HALP.
There are people in fandom who are in desperate need of hope, love, and shelter. They have lost so much. They have lost... their sense of humor. These people desperately need to be caressed in the loving arms of those who will be honest enough to tell them when they are chubby, obtuse, and need to go to Life College.
PETJA
Like fourth grade, when that bratty boy pulled your pigtails and laughed when you yelled because he secretly had a crush on you.
It's one big Roasting Orgy.
We are The Sooper Seekrit Harem Ass-kickers.
Loving Jensen Ackles - we're doing it wrong, and baby, I don't wanna be right.
P.S. this has gotten completely out of hand.