Dear
tahirire ,
I ALREADY DID THIS ONCE. FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. I'm also hot-linking BECAUSE I CAN.
These are Jared's Antlers. These are Jared's Antlers on a banana. This should probably elicit some random memory from fifth grade sex ed class. If it doesn't, we feel sorry for you.
This is a Batman costume. This is Jensen wearing a Batman costume. This is the irony of trying to run away from Batshit fandom on a bouncy ball.
This is the boardwalk to the Leon Inlet in Florida, where I went with ME, MYSELF, and I because you didn't go. IT IS. In my head.
WE KILLS IT WITH THE PHIRE, PRECIOUS, YES, WE DOES.
Do you know Bob Ross? He knows YOU. He knows.... EVERYONE. He's also actually Gerard Butler.
Dis be my Gaiman / Anansi Boys icon. No no, that doesn't mean I'm slashing Neil with Fat Charlie. Because please. Fat Charlie loves Spider. Psh.