Perhaps if Tim didn't wear such obviously tight pants he'd look happier and less repressed. Your perfect guy is me doesn't exist and probably never will. Take second best, buy a house with him and live out your days reading romance novels penned by me.
"...Sarah touched Rodericks man stick with and began to sob..."
J: That Age-Old DilemmablackhallgreenJuly 23 2005, 14:24:23 UTC
"... because it was so small she'd get more satisfaction from a carefully utilised licquorice whip."
Perhaps you're right. Instead of wasting my life penning doomed romances, I should read those chick lit books that look like confectionary.
"Alicia has it all - carefully controlled blonde hair, a visible ribcage and a Brown Thomas loyalty card. Her only dilemma is - which man to chose? Alex is a handsome brute who wears her body like a self-shorn leopard skin. Ben is a dashing lawyer with $14million in an offshore account, two one-way tickets to the Bahamas and an antique engagement ring worth two city-centre apartments burning a hole in his bespoke pocket. How can Alicia choose between The Cock and The Rock?"
Golden Showers?? I was wondering what that smell in BHG was - I assumed it was our 'warmer than room temperature fridge' but now those slightly damp floors and backalley smells make sense!
I couldnt remember the boy from Galaxy High - so googled him to see what u meant.. I'd love a boy with six arms - dont get me wrong - but he's a bit beastly?
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"...Sarah touched Rodericks man stick with and began to sob..."
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Perhaps you're right.
Instead of wasting my life penning doomed romances,
I should read those chick lit books that look like confectionary.
"Alicia has it all - carefully controlled blonde hair, a visible ribcage and a Brown Thomas loyalty card. Her only dilemma is - which man to chose?
Alex is a handsome brute who wears her body like a self-shorn leopard skin. Ben is a dashing lawyer with $14million in an offshore account, two one-way tickets to the Bahamas and an antique engagement ring worth two city-centre apartments burning a hole in his bespoke pocket.
How can Alicia choose between The Cock and The Rock?"
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I used to fancy the main character from The Ghostbusters cartoon. Not The Real Ghostbusters now, but the one with the big ape.
Oh, and the guy from Galaxy High on The Children's Channel.
Oh, and sometimes Fry from Futurama, but only when he's naked. Okay, bye!
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I'm all for inter-species lovin'.
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I was wondering what that smell in BHG was - I assumed it was our 'warmer than room temperature fridge' but now those slightly damp floors and backalley smells make sense!
I couldnt remember the boy from Galaxy High - so googled him to see what u meant.. I'd love a boy with six arms - dont get me wrong - but he's a bit beastly?
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