J: Guys
Ain't it sad when you fancy cartoon characters?
Beast Boy - he's a hottie
Post-Gubu conversations the other night, golden showers are officially in.
Don't knock it til you try it
I also fancy Avril Lavigne.
This is kinda pathetic.
I really need a guy in my life, before I start masturbating into comics,
or peeing on myself, or shagging women.
Jarlath's perfect guy:
20-34.
Kinda shortass.
Not too skinny.
Creative professional.
Just-rough-enough looking.
Piercings and tattoos optional.
He probably watches Big Brother even though I don't (much).
He probably doesn't read much even though I do (a lot).
He's probably a bit annoying (like me).
He's Irish or British.
He's boyish*.
As real as it gets
*Quick, somebody call Charlie Bird!
Beast Boy - he's a hottie
Post-Gubu conversations the other night, golden showers are officially in.
Don't knock it til you try it
I also fancy Avril Lavigne.
This is kinda pathetic.
I really need a guy in my life, before I start masturbating into comics,
or peeing on myself, or shagging women.
Jarlath's perfect guy:
20-34.
Kinda shortass.
Not too skinny.
Creative professional.
Just-rough-enough looking.
Piercings and tattoos optional.
He probably watches Big Brother even though I don't (much).
He probably doesn't read much even though I do (a lot).
He's probably a bit annoying (like me).
He's Irish or British.
He's boyish*.
As real as it gets
*Quick, somebody call Charlie Bird!